Tired of watching your friends and co-workers practice mind-numbing rituals that give them an extra edge in life and happiness without pursuing it?
Exhausted from hearing reports of mountain climbing, spooky seminars, trust-falling, group chanting, chain email blessings, and exotic candles bringing friends and co-workers supreme enjoyment of the bliss clusters of YALCE (Yet Another "Life Changing" Experience)?
Worn out from just thinking about how hard everybody's working for enlightenment and shedding a few spiritual or physical pounds?
I know the feeling. I'm already tired of typing all this.
When you've mastered the 12 degrees of mystical self-loathing, then, just maybe, you might be worthy of considering the next step: Spiritual Slothfulness.
Achieve tremendous mystical powers and insights, by doing next to, or exactly, nothing!
Just mope around, feeling sorry for yourself, blaming other people, as usual...then watch the astonishing transformation occur!
By using the easy, effortless, sleepy superstitious lies revealed in this excessively delicate and sissy-looking book, you'll be able to just want things to happen, and they will happen, at your drowsy command!
Telepathic friendship rings, pyramid power pencils, astral-deprivation rockets, eckankar carpet cleaning, vajra auto-vanishings, through-wall walking, soil diving, air swimming, money, love, romance, sex, conversation, emotional entanglements, courtship, hooking-up, dating, love partners, nirvana, eternal recurrence, re-birthing parties, extraterrestial voices, psychic surgery malpractice protection, boomerang spell deflectors, and more!!!
Act now, and we'll include a pamphlet composed of chapters one, five, four, and thirteen from "Winning Through Self-loathing", though there may be some typos, which is why we're giving them away for free, but the information, what you can somehow decipher if you spend a large amount of time trying, is still, possibly, good and useful, in some cases.