Thursday, December 21, 2006

anti-boring self-loathing bio

Bio 1:

Because I was unpopular in high school, I vanished into music and poetry. From these sacrificial disciplines, I entered the arts and advertising. Now I slink around, trying to fix things, the universe, and web sites.

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Bio 2:

I was born, I read some books and tried a few things, then I started working on web sites.

Bio 3:

I have a background of much disappointment and confusion. Now I inspect and fix web sites.