Saturday, November 04, 2006

drug test your pastors and priests

Take the lesson of Ted Haggard ("Haggard admits meth buy" Denver Post), Jim Baker, Jim Jones, and other religious charlatans to heart.

Why be a victim of perverse leadership? Is your mullah, priest, spiritual guide, mystical instructor, or religious leader living a double life? How do you know?

You can know by looking into his computer and his blood samples.

Subpoena the hard drive of your pastor's computer, to see what gay and hetero porn sites he's addicted to, and drug test him. Your tithes and offerings may be keeping someone horny and high.

1 comment:

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