Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Yippee, Ken Lay is dead!



Won’t you good people and peepholes join me in celebrating the DEATH of Ken Lay? Now I KEN LAY me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. Ooops, ken weren’t no spiritual soul, were he? Ding Dong the Bitch is Dead! Long Live Sarbanes-Oxley!

Behold: the power of HATE. My hate for Ken Lay is what killed him. I can prove it.

6 comments:

Loren said...

"Now I Ken Lay" great line. Hope he rots in hell. Hurt so many peple.

steven edward streight said...

I want his whole family to die for his sins.

A family member said, "No matter what he did, he loved his family."

How dumb do they think we are? If Ken Lay loved his family, why did he disgrace them?

Screw Ken Lay, piss on his grave, and may curses be upon everything associated with this turd.

Canopenner said...

Old men die everyday.

Alot of them are aholes.

Why is this news?

steven edward streight said...

This death of Ken Lay, CEO or whatever the F he thought he was, of Enron...

Is. News. Because....

My hate vibes caused his demise, along with the hostile vibes from the actual employees he screwed up the dirt road.

Though, he may have faked his death to avoid prison, and hide in Brazil or somewhere.

Canopenner said...

Dude, I didnt know you were a witch.

Ill sell you some old witch components cheap!

I gots newts eyes, big black pots for boiling laundry in. A jar of 1000 dead ants. Even a skull on a stick for pointing at people you dont like.

Let me know if you can use any of this stuff. Hell Ill just give it to you if thats the case.

Your brother in curses,
Canopenner

steven edward streight said...

Who said anything about me uttering Harry Potter curses? Ken Lay cursed himself. And then I killed him.