Thursday, April 06, 2006

Sissyskirt and the Beyond

Sissyskirt, boy genius and giant slayer, threw a rock at a butterfly, near the railroad tracks, and hit it, and it threw Sissyskirt into a male depression for nearly 3 years.

It was then, at the ripe old age of 16, that Sissyskirt decided that he would only use his tragic powers he was cursed with, for good, and selfless acts. But first, he wanted $80 million. Not willing to obtain this sum illegally, or deceptively, he equipped himself to be able to fly by just thinking about it, but only in his mind.

This is why he called his accidental powers, "perma-mental". He meant that everything that happened and failed to happen happened in Mind and not in the non-existent Other Than Mind, fabled to persist beyond the imagination.

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