Wednesday, March 01, 2006

New Reformed Insane Blog Media Network intro

Friends and haters, I am about to launch a huge, surging, lurching entity into the already bloated and boring as hell Blogosphere.

I call it the New Reformed Insane Blog Media Network.

We shall multi-handedly Take Over the Blogosphere for most of eternity!

Join us? Easy! Just start a Satire / Humor / Parody blog of some sort on any topic. Keep it slightly clean, as I am a rabid hater of pornography and (pointless, excessive, habitual, droning) filthy talk. But you may say "f_ck" and "sh_t" all you need to, if appropriate. We are adults here, and I also hate with all my heart Religious Prig Hypocrites and Pastors and Priests. I especially hate Pastors, but see: I love Jesus and Plato and Buddha and other good guys.

As of right now, Pavement is the official soundtrack music, all their CDs, for the New Reformed Insane Blog Media Network.

So, if you want to MAKE MONEY and ride on our coat-tails to blogospheric glory, surpassing all my grudging mentors and reluctant role models like:

Jacques Derrida, Jacques Lacan, Andy Warhol, Johnny Rotten, Pavement, Peter Rojas, Jason Calacanis, Cluetrain Crew, Captain Kangaroo, Jim Carry the Cable Guy, Chris Ritke the 49 Media Guy, Seth Godin, Bennett Theissen, Eddie Deming, Pete Drucker, etc., then......

PING ME today!

MSM is dead! Long Live the New Social Media!

Adios Amigo!


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