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Opening a cupboard door
(dull, October 17)
There was a cupboard in the corner of the room. I reached out my hand and gripped the door handle. I pulled the door towards me, thereby opening the cupboard.
Permalink 17/10/2005 3:29 am
Standing in the middle of the room
(dull, April 21)
I was standing at a central point in the room. The walls were all at approximately the same distance from me. I continued to stand there for a few moments.
Permalink 21/04/2005 3:56 pm
Scratching my knee
(dull, September 10)
My knee had a slight itch. I reached out my hand and scratched the knee in question. The itch was relieved and I was able to continue with my activities.
Permalink 10/09/2004 5:11 pm
Moving an item from one place to another
(dull, July 21)
There was an object occupying a space on my table. Using my hand I picked up the item from its place. Having considered my options for a moment I placed the object on a different area of the table.
Permalink 21/07/2004 10:47 pm
Looking at a wall
(dull, May 19)
I was standing quite near to a wall. I turned my attention towards it for a few moments. Having done this for several seconds I turned away from it and carried on doing something else.
Permalink 19/05/2004 2:48 pm
Drumming my fingers on the arm of the chair
(dull, April 12)
I was sitting down on one of the chairs in my house. My hand was resting on the arm of the chair. I started to drum my fingers on the arm, thereby making a barely audible sound.
Permalink 12/04/2004 2:04 pm
Turning off a light
(dull, March 17)
A light in one of the rooms of my house was on. I decided that I didn't need the light on any longer. I pressed the light switch thereby turning off the light.
Permalink 17/03/2004 12:07 am
Thinking about putting on some music
(dull, February 22)
I was in a room carrying out some routine activities. I began to consider playing some music on the stereo system. I looked at some compact discs for a while, but didn't put one on.
Permalink 22/02/2004 6:31 pm
Putting a piece of junk mail into the waste paper basket
(dull, February 2)
I discovered a piece of junk mail on my door mat. I carried the item away from the front door and held it above the waste paper basket. I opened my hand, thereby allowing the piece of junk mail to fall into the basket.
Permalink 2/02/2004 4:02 pm
Taking an item out of a drawer
(dull, January 21)
I opened a drawer by pulling it towards me. I picked up the object I needed and removed it from the drawer. Having done so I pushed the drawer with my hand, thus closing it.
Permalink 21/01/2004 11:38 pm
Taking a sip of coffee from a mug sitting on my desk
(dull, January 12)
I had a mug of coffee sitting on my desk. I reached out my hand and picked up the mug. I took a sip of coffee before returning the mug to it's former position on my desk.
Permalink 12/01/2004 2:24 pm
Taking a plate to the kitchen
(dull, January 3)
There was an empty plate sitting on a surface in one of the rooms of my house. I picked up the plate and carried it into the kitchen. I then deposited the plate upon one of the kitchen work surfaces.
Permalink 3/01/2004 12:07 pm
Picking up my pen
(dull, December 19)
I was sitting on a chair in the living room. My pen was lying on the table. I reached out my hand and picked up the pen.
Permalink 19/12/2003 11:32 pm
Looking at some pieces of paper
(dull, December 8)
I had several pieces of paper in front of me. I looked at one of them for a few moments, then put it aside. Having done so I picked up another piece and looked at it for a while.
Permalink 8/12/2003 1:38 pm
(dull, December 2)
I was inside my house and decided that I would like to go outside for a while. I picked up my keys, opened the front door and stepped outside. I turned around and closed the door behind me.
Permalink 2/12/2003 4:19 pm
Sitting on the settee
(dull, November 21)
I was sitting on the settee in my living room. The settee felt quite comfortable to sit on. I continued to sit there for a while.