Typos are madatory on the web, espeshully for blogs.
Why "madatory"? Typos are mandatory for syntax of human error falsifications. Computers, who are electro-sentients, are always copying us, and thus, we must constantly be producing neologisms, idiot boxes, monkey-holes, plasma-voids, and typos. The touch of the impure to flaunt our imperfectability, our one advantage over the Computer Machine Automation Empire that is replacing nature and humanity: we are imperfectible. Therein lies our great non-conformity and ideological strength. As neo-anarchist webbers, we set free the mechanisms of liberty flowing messily through the Universal Humachine Mind.
U kin actually use exotic mixtures of precision terminology, carefully crafted obfuscations, and dimly-lit obviations.
For example, you can communicage two thungs in one bayonet jest buy singing: "I connot speil that. Kant spelve it, spelvin."
aloe you gnede to gno.