My good friend John C. Dvorak (see my sidebar for his kind comments about Vaspers) has taken my secret weapon, deconstruction, and has tried to "deconstruct" blogs, with his "8 rules for a perfect blog".
John, are you poking fun at Vaspers? I'm sure you will apologize tomorrow, with flowers and candy. You better! Those rules suck!
[P.S. His post is a joke. You just gots to read it, now, fast, hurry up, move it buster, go!]
EDIT UPDATE: John just emailed me and reminded me that this article is from 2002! I got a Google Alert on it, so late last night I sleepily assumed it was a new article. How perceptive he was way back then. Good going, mate!