Monday, October 31, 2005

Matador Records rides the Cluetrain to glory



Matador Records
rides the Cluetrain
to glory



[EDIT NOTE: All photos in this post are of the music band Pavement.]

One of the assumptions, proven all over the place, of the new blogo-webocentric Online Economy and Body Militant:

give away tons of free samples
and if possible, the entire product
in its best version and build.

Matador Records free MP3 archives is ahead of the curve.

http://www.matadorrecords.com/
music/mp3s.html

It's not a net label that has only online music.



Matador is a regular real world, non-virtual record company that provides some of what is clearly, unquestionably, the best alt rock in this world.



Guess what? They not only have stuff to sell, they also have lots of free MP3s you can right click to Save Link As and download, then open in your MP3 player.



All record label, and individual artist, web sites should offer free MP3s of the music their bands make. The free sample is a powerful, proven, predictable way to massively increase sales. For example, the group Dead Meadow announces its "Unreleased MP3 Series" as a treat for online fans. They provide music you can't get at the offline record stores.

Free product results in craving for more, and thus, sales are made.

I compiled a playlist of Matador Records free MP3s that I enjoy so much, I'd like to share it with you now.



Matador Sampler playlist:

(1) Stephen Malkmus "Baby C'mon"
(2) Mission of Burma "Dirt"
(3) The Wisdom of Harry "Sports Boy"
(4) Console "14 zero zero"
(5) Richard Hell "Don't Die"
(6) Pavement "Spit on a Stranger"
(7) Pavement "Here"
(8) Stephen Malkmus "Us"
(9) Pavement "All My Friends"
(10) Stephen Malkmus "The Hook"
(11) Pavement "Greenlander"
(12) Guided By Voices "My Kind of Soldier"
(13) Preston School of Industry "Get Your Crayons Out"
(14) The Double "Idiocy"
(15) Guided By Voices "Gonna Never Have To Die"
(16) The Soft Boys "Mr. Kennedy"
(17) Guided By Voices "The Best of Jill Hives"
(18) Guided By Voices "Of Mites and Men"
(19) Guided By Voices "Father Sgt. Christmas Card"
(20) Stephen Malkmus "(Do Not Feed the) Oyster"
(21) Cat Power "The Greatest"





Stephen Malkmus is the vocal stylist of Pavement. Pavement is one of the most intelligent, artistic, and melodic rock bands ever. There's something about the vocal stylings of Stephen Malkmus that just connects with me, and makes me happy, in addition to the creative, unusual lyrics.



Cat Power's "The Greatest" is astonishingly beautiful. Women will like it tremendously, I'm sure.

Console "14 zero zero" is so amazing, strange, and delightful, it's difficult to describe. A heliumistic delirious disco deconstruction zinger that inhabits your head and heart.


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:^)

Auto-corrective aspects of the blogosphere




Auto-corrective aspects
of the blogosphere



Forget fears of anonymous bloggers, with no accountability and no vulnerability, swarming a helpless individual or company.

Forget massive deception and misinformation flooding the blogosphere.

These are the pseudo-dangers the MSM sometimes, in humiliating desperation, attempts to sling around.

The blogosphere is not a passive medium that can be overwhelmed with unquestioned error. It's an active, a hyper-active arena in which turbulence is progressive energy and aggressive conviction fuels the engines.

If one blogger starts claiming something to be true, others bloggers and blog readers-commenters will investigate the qualifications of this blogger, judge the objective merits of the claim, try to verify sources and evaluate their credibility, then either agree or argue.

A deliberate lie will be smothered in negative comments, trackbacks, and posts at other blogs.

There are massive numbers of blogs on every conceivable topic and for a large range of applications, from slow chat room personal blogs to scientific project collab intranet blogs.

Bloggers watch each other, policing each others posts and links.

News travels so quickly in the blogosphere, a bad or false idea has little chance of survival, except through some miracle of escaping attention, going under the radar in a strategic incognito mode.

Blogs of a feather flock together--to question, to ridicule, to challenge any idea or alleged facts presented by fellow bloggers.

Bloggers email each other, they use RSS feeds and email subscription services, and they monitor the conversations occuring in the blogosphere via various tracking systems and monitoring techniques, many of which are not divulged.

In fact, we have many secrets we're unwilling to share with just anybody. One of these secrets is how and why the MSM will fool, fail, and fall.

There are other self-regulating aspects of the blogosphere, and when you consider them all, and the incredible velocity of their enforcement, you can no longer seriously maintain that the blogosphere is a realm of random anarchy and irresponsibility, full of unseemly, unfairly influential psycho-jabbering by losers and nobodies.

Quite the reverse.

Viva Le Blog.


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:^)

la mort de la vie


la mort de la vie


Leave me to my battlements,
ask not about my sentiments.

I'll rage against this place
until I'm no longer able;
not underneath the table
hiding with a covered face.

When the last words you hear
from a dying person are
"I love you"

over and over again

every day on the phone

and you
couldn't go
see the person
you couldn't be there--
you wither inside
along with that person.

And now the end is near.

And now the person's body
is on its own
with no self inside,
and almost no hope.

Swiftly death closes in
as soul & memory evaporate.

This cannot be happening.
It is happening.

It happens to all.


Hating it won't make it go away.


Makes me fight more fiercely.
Makes me swear to destroy.


I shall indeed destroy

what I decide to hate,

over and over again

until I myself collapse

and sink into what

is not,

what is

no longer me.






[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:^(

Sunday, October 30, 2005

spooky blogger halloween costume


spooky blogger
halloween costume


I urge any seamstresses and masquerade supplies manufacturers, who read this blog, to make this spooky Halloween costume:

the Scary Free Thought Blogger.

What a dreadfully creepy, horrifying monster: the average blogger.

Then there's the aggressively hardcore, fight-picking, confrontational, smart mouthed Anti-MSM Blogger. A real source of fright for grown up men and semi-human CEOs.

Our faithful, loyal, trustworthy and honorable Main Stream Media folks, whom the ignorant rant-mongers call, disrespectfully, the "morbid stream media" due to its alleged hyper-gloomy bias to woe and fear...

...these dignified guardians of public consensus tell us to beware.

Beware the low down, mean and dirty, pajama wearing, pizza eating, coffee abusing B-L-O-G-G-E-R.

The word "blog" is ugly.

We like that. We want you to see us as ugly, mean-spirited, hateful, attacking, destroying, intimidating, disrespectful, cynical, jaded, wounded, and invincible.

We are all of the above, and more.

The MSM and all blogopathic liars shall feel our WRATH.

Let me be perfectly clear:

most hardcore bloggers HATE the MSM with a feverishly delirious passion.

We are the accumulated voice of The Consumer.

Now, it's our turn to tell the story, to speak up and out, to command and dictate the way things are going to be around here from now on.

We absolutely love to fight.

That's what blogs are all about. Fighting the clutter, the scams, the Unilateral Communication Hegemony of MSM and Mass Broadcast Mentality...

...AND bloggers attack the irrelevant, the over-hyped, the hidden, the misleading, the non-interactive, the aloof, the greedy, the unusable, the self-righteously corrupt institutions and outmoded traditions.

Dress spooky this Helloween.

Dress like something that is truly scary.

Dress like a Hardcore Anti-MSM, Free Thought Blogger.

I know a few nations that will tremble. And a couple companies. Plus...lots of journalists, like Dan Rather.

[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*)

Saturday, October 29, 2005

MSM please hurry up and die


MSM please hurry up and die

The latest attack on the blogosphere by idiots at Forbes magazine is typical of the rotting, stinking corpse of the MSM.

Forbes sucks.

http://forbessucks.blogspot.com

God, I wish the MSM would just kill itself. Oh wait, it is doing just that. The MSM is way beyond simply "shooting itself in the foot." It's more like "shooting itself in the butt"...or the head, I can't tell the difference.

The blogosphere is helping the MSM. We bloggers are offering assisted suicide services to unplug the life support system of the MSM.

Network television news, radio talk shows, newspapers, the entire edifice is crumbling. Polls indicate that public trust in the Morbid Stream Media is declining rapidly, down to about 30% from what I last heard.

Please, MSM, hurry up and die. We are all sick of looking at your ugly frowning faces, your negative bias, your hatred of goodness and heroism. Your fear mongering and outright lies, a la Dan Rather, are disgusting.

There are some exceptions. I still like C-Span, Book TV, some PBS programs, maybe a few others. But the vast majority of the MSM is dead and the stench of its decomposition is annoying.

Bloggers unite. Make the MSM liars feel your WRATH. Rise up and topple the towering infernos of mainstream journalism. They are digging their own graves metaphorically. All the MSM needs now is a gentle shove, and down the institution will go, into the lake of fire of their own lies and bias.

Fires of media hell are always self-generated by the scumbags presiding at the top.

I spit on the grave of the MSM.

I laugh at the MSM's pathetic attempts to defend itself.

Die, MSM, die. Get it over with. We hate you and we want you to be gone...forever.

[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:^[

Forbes stupidly attacks blogosphere


Forbes stupidly attacks blogosphere


Friends, I have to go attend a family emergency right now.

But I just got an alert from Google in my Gmail inbox, an alert that we all need to pay attention to.

WebProNews, Micropersuasion, BL Ochman, and others are responding to this, bless them. (Attack of the Blogs art image found at WebProNews.)

Look at just a small excerpt of this ridiculous article in the distinguished tradition of Psycho-Capitalist, Totalitarian Thought Control, Anti-Democracy, Mammonist, Money-Worship, Consumer Fraud belief system, appearing in Forbes.

Attack of the Blogs

http://www.forbes.com/home/forbes/
2005/1114/128.html?_requestid=1852


[QUOTE]


Blogs started a few years ago as a simple way for people to keep online diaries.

[STREIGHT/VASPERS: bullshit #1. Blogs began as geeks listed links to technical information and software offerings, not as pesonal journals. Screwed up journalism strikes again in ignorance.]

Suddenly they are the ultimate vehicle for brand-bashing, personal attacks, political extremism and smear campaigns.

[STREIGHT/VASPERS: Typical brain dead MSM accusation. Rather than "they can be", Forbes says "they ARE..." Irresponsible journalism, incompetent liars. The blogosphere is successfully annihilating the MSM, and its rotting corpse is now twitching and vomiting hate all over the place.]

It's not easy to fight back: Often a bashing victim can't even figure out who his attacker is. No target is too mighty, or too obscure, for this new and virulent strain of oratory.

[STREIGHT/VASPERS: Ha ha ha. Take that, Morbid Stream Media twerps!]

Microsoft has been hammered by bloggers; so have CBS, CNN and ABC News, two research boutiques that criticized IBM's Notes software, the maker of Kryptonite bike locks, a Virginia congressman outed as a homosexual and dozens of other victims--even a right-wing blogger who dared defend a blog-mob scapegoat.

"Bloggers are more of a threat than people realize, and they are only going to get more toxic. This is the new reality," says Peter Blackshaw, chief marketing officer at Intelliseek, a Cincinnati firm that sifts through millions of blogs to provide watch-your-back service to 75 clients, including Procter & Gamble and Ford. "The potential for brand damage is really high,"says Frank Shaw, executive vice president at Microsoft's main public relations firm, Waggener Edstrom. "There is bad information out there in the blog space, and you have only hours to get ahead of it and cut it off, especially if it's juicy."

Some companies now use blogs as a weapon, unleashing swarms of critics on their rivals.

[STREIGHT/VASPER: Freedom of expression declared to be "a weapon". Right. It is. I said recently that the blogosphere is a weapon--learn how to use it. Now Forbes rightly agrees, but in a whining manner.]

"I'd say 50% to 60% of attacks are sponsored by competitors," says Bruce Fischman, a lawyer in Miami for targets of online abuse. He says he represents a high-tech firm thrashed by blogs that were secretly funded by a rival; the parties are in talks to settle out of court.

One blog, Groklaw, exists primarily to bash software maker SCOGroup in its Linux patent lawsuit against IBM, producing laughably biased, pro-IBMcoverage; its origins are a mystery (see box, p. 136).

The online haters have formidable allies amplifying their tirades to a potential worldwide audience of 900 million: Google, Yahoo and Microsoft, plus a raft of other blog hosts.

Google is the largest player; its Blogger.com site attracts 15 million visitors a month, more than each of the Web sites of the New York Times, USAToday and the Washington Post. An upstart, Six Apart in SanFrancisco, owns three blogging services--TypePad, LiveJournal and Movable Type--that together run a strong second to Google.

[END QUOTE]


This is just an excerpt. Read the whole article at Forbes. Laugh and howl at their idiotic whining and fear.

Bloggers: they will respect us, or feel our WRATH.

Viva Le Blogs!

[signed] Vaspers the Grate aka Steven Streight

:*)

True Law of Blogs and Universe


True Law of
Blogs and Universe



There is a nice buddhist mahayana text called The Lotus of the True Law, which led up to my second spiritual awakening, a rare re-start granted to me.

The "true law" is simple, and everyone knows it: all things arise, change, and pass away.

Some buddhist thinkers claim, as does this text, that a profound understanding of this law will result in personal supernatural powers.

Materialistic people will scoff at this and ridicule the "otherworldliness" as a myth and a vain wish. But those of us on an immaterialism path, of whatever faith or philosophy, know these assertions to be true, real, and easily obtained in the right frame of mind.

All things arise.

You see them, hear them, notice them.

All things change.

You lose your "comfort zone" and are forced to deal with variation, evolution, transformation in every object and aspect of life.

All things pass away.

This is the point I want to emphasize and make abundantly clear.

I guess what I want to urge you to do is to remember: You Snooze, You Lose.

Strike while the iron is hot.

He who hesitates is lost (attributed to Napoleon).

For everything (turn turn turn) there is a season (turn turn turn).

The old Byrds song from Ecclesiastes, the most cynical and wonderful spiritual philosophy text ever written. "All is vanity (boredom, meaningless, empty)", i.e, in the materialistic realm.

Yet, in light of the transitory nature of materialistic things, including the mind, Ecclesiastes instructs us to "enjoy your job, be satisfied with your work, your hobby, your life--and seek the Creator".

To eat, drink, and enjoy your lot in life, as much as you can. The tsunami and hurricane victims can say "Amen!" to how everything can be wiped out in a moment. Also, those foolish enough to engage in shopping and financial transactions online, then are victims of Identity Theft.

LESSON: when you see something you need or want, grab it. Ethically and legally, of course, but aggressively and suddenly, whenever possible. But also, try to be content, derive maximum satisfaction from what you DO have now.

EXAMPLE: You see something online, at some web site. A free download, that you trust will not be loaded with malware (virus, Trojan, etc.). Well, you better download it now, or it may not be available the next time you visit the site.

A customer at a record store asks the sales clerk if they have, for example, a certain Deerhoof album on CD. They don't. So the customer asks if they can special order it. It's out of print, or no distributor carries the title.

The customer saw that Deerhoof CD a few weeks ago, but failed to buy it. Now, it's too late, and they may never have it--ethically and legally, that is.

I am against illegal downloading and file sharing. But I think the record industry is insanely greedy and selfish, too. All music bands should provide some free MP3s as samples, that consumers may freely download and do whatever they want with. This is good marketing, and will help the band to become popular and successful. Yet, how many do it?

Refuse to buy music from bands who are greedy and selfish. Boycott the major labels. Let the fat cat record label executives starve and scrounge around for a dollar in the dirt. It'll be good for them. May lead to ultimate enlightenment.

Download legal, free MP3s from net labels instead. It's much better music anyway, the material available from such artists as Rene Vis,

http://www.renevis.mysites.nl

The Apartment, Chenard Walcker, Seven Central and Mountain, Eddie the Rat, Bromp Treb, Full Load of King, etc. (See my blog sidebar links to Weirdo Music, Comfort Stand, Puzzling Recordings, Ubu Web).

All things pass away.

The United Nations is desperately trying to gain total control of the Internet. Did you know that? Would like the assholes in communist China to repress your blog? How about the scumbag government of Iran or North Korea? They want to censor you and your blog. The unbridled blogosphere is driving them crazy.

Root servers are the target of attack. Currently, the United States, a far from perfect country, has jurisdiction over the root servers. But we Americans pretty much invented and continue to maintain the Internet, not the butt wipes at the United Nations. (Oil For Food scandal mongers, and "peace-keeping" UN rapists in Africa.)

Please see "Will the Internet become the UNternet?" article

http://www.techcentralstation.com/
102805E.html

at Tech Central Station for more information on this bitter battle.

All things pass away.

Even the Internet, your blog, your sanity, your health, your marriage, your family, your home, your life savings, your spirituality...

...everything can be stolen from you, destroyed, made to suddenly vanish.

Let's be aggressive in obtaining what we need and want.

And let's be appreciative, very thankful, for what we do have now.

[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*)

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Shortwave Spy Radio?


Shortwave Spy Radio?

I've been investigating the audio material and music over at Archives dot org.

Here's a strange entry about The Conet Project: Shortwave Numbers Stations.

Have you ever heard really strange shortwave radio noises? Maybe this article holds some answers about it.




[QUOTE]

For more than 30 years the Shortwave radio spectrum has been used by the worlds intelligence agencies to transmit secret messages. These messages are transmitted by hundreds of “Numbers Stations”.

Shortwave Numbers Stations are a perfect method of anonymous, one way communication. Spies located anywhere in the world can be communicated to by their masters via small, locally available, and unmodified Shortwave receivers. The encryption system used by Numbers Stations, known as a “one time pad” is unbreakable. Combine this with the fact that it is almost impossible to track down the message recipients once they are inserted into the enemy country, it becomes clear just how powerful the Numbers Station system is.

These stations use very rigid schedules, and transmit in many different languages, employing male and female voices repeating strings of numbers or phonetic letters day and night, all year round.

The voices are of varying pitches and intonation; there is even a German station (The Swedish Rhapsody) that transmits a female child's voice!

One might think that these espionage activities should have wound down considerably since the official “end of the cold war”, but nothing could be further from the truth. Numbers Stations (and by inference, spies) are as busy as ever, with many new and bizarre stations appearing since the fall of the Berlin wall.

Why is it that in over 30 years, the phenomenon of Numbers Stations has gone almost totally unreported? What are the agencies behind the Numbers Stations, and why are the eastern European stations still on the air? Why does the Czech republic operate a Numbers Station 24 hours a day? How is it that Numbers Stations are allowed to interfere with essential radio services like air traffic control and shipping without having to answer to anybody? Why does the “Swedish Rhapsody” Numbers Station use a small girls voice?

These are just some of the questions that remain unanswered.

Now you will be able to hear this unique and extraordinary phenomenon for yourself, as Irdial-Discs releases THE CONET PROJECT: the first comprehensive collection of Numbers Stations recordings released to the public.

This Quadruple CD is an important historical reference work for research into this hitherto unreported and unknown field of espionage. The CDs contain 150 recordings spanning the last twenty years; taken from the private archives of dedicated shortwave radio listeners from around the world.

[END QUOTE]

Weird Spam Blogs



Weird Spam Blogs


Friends, I've got to tell you: the blogosphere is getting rather strange.

If you've never seen a Spam Blog, Pseudo Blog, Link Farm Blog, or other blogoid nonsense, you need to look at this.

When I searched Technorati "Other Blogs That Link To" for Vaspers the Grate, I found this blog "Pharm Facts". No profile. No About link, but a sentence in sidebar about the blog being about facts regarding pharmaceutics [sic].

This pseudo blog was linking to my post "Truth Trust Campaign", ironically enough.


Here is the entire post:

[QUOTE]

pharm facts news: Truth Trust Campaign

WANT to read full article of pharm facts category? Click link above.

, clink clone, pharm-phish, spoofer, baiter, linkfarmer, textlink fraud, identity theft, anonymous...-Authoritative: researched facts, probing questions, justified disgrunting, lavish information extraction

WANT to learn more about pharm facts? Click link below.

Vaspers the Grate
More pharm facts blogs

posted by pharman at 7:55 AM

[END QUOTE]


I flagged it for objectionable content via the new Blogger flag device.

This is just another example of blog abuse, trying to use blogs to boost the SE ranking of a site, or whatever it is they're trying to do. Why they link to me, I'm not sure exactly. But the link "More pharmfacts blogs" indicates to me it's a Spam or Link Farm blog, designed to create link popularity for, or drive traffic to, a spurious site.

I guess this is being used to trick people into ordering drugs. Why anyone would trust an online pharmaceutical supply source is beyond me.

How would you know what it was that is in the pills? They say it's Vicodin or Viagra, but how do you know? Stupid, huh?

There is no real content here in this piece of garbage, this wretched, miserable blog-like web object.

It appears to be a blog, but it's not. It's a pseudo blog.

Avoid them.


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*)

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Death and Tech Doc


Death and Tech Doc

A weird post today, friends.

Dealing with both Death and Technical Documentation.

If you design any product, software, whatever, and fail to include easy, Blogger 1-2-3 type step by step instructions...

...your product is doomed to die.

Technical Documentation is vital to the success, the very life of any product or service.


Death is a Killer

Someone close to me is fading away, and with them goes a huge chunk of me.

Stop and think about what life will be like when someone you know dies. Older or younger, it doesn't matter. People die every day. You could be next. Or I.

Life Itself has some usability problems that we humans cannot solve. It does no good to say that we have the seasons to symbolize birth decay death cycle. The heart grieves regardless of platitudes and infinitudes.

To watch someone suffer helplessly, swiftly moving along with a current no one can control, speeding rapidly to Death, this is horrible. The pain, the anguished eyes looking to me to do something, but not much can be done.

Many faiths and philosophies speak of death. I hope we can all discover the truth about life and death and whatever may be after. I have my private beliefs about all this, and they are some comfort, but not much.

Is it me that is hurt by the death of others...or do I weep for them and their suffering too? Some psychologists feel we cannot mourn anything but our being deprived of their presence. Whatever. I do know that I can partially emphasize, imagine being in that person's predicament.

When the whole world is dissolving for a person, as they begin to go down the path to exit this world, new thoughts occur. What do dying people think about? How can they refuse to seek the Creator, even if they can't "prove" one exists?


Tech Doc Problems

I'm having tons of problems with software that fails to include well written technical documentation. Going round and round in user forums and Help files to resolve certain issues relevant to my personal hobbies and to this blog.

Audacity, with which I create electronic ambient music, cannot directly convert files to MP3, which is a proprietary product. So I'm instructed to use LAME, but I'm having trouble with that, opening the MP3 encoding file.

So I'm trying to use iTunes to convert songs from a CD, or actually, more precisely, a Playlist of WAV files that I can burn directly to a CD, to MP3.

I'm closer to posting MP3s of my original music compositions, instrumental electronic works, here at Vaspers the Grate. I finally discovered how to convert CD audio WAV files to MP3 in iTunes.


Edit > Preferences > Advanced > Importing > Import Using > MP3 Encoder > OK


This is the task path.

But it took me a few days to nail it down, being new to digital audio processing.

It's been a while since I wrote anything on Technical Documentation Techniques, but all this frustration is forcing me to revisit this hugely important skill.

Never assume that users "already know" anything. Users can be seniors new to computers or IT guys and gals at big corporations.

You must never assume that users "already know" any key steps to accomplishing a goal. Think "how could someone misinterpret this?" or "what should I tell them not to do, or avoid doing, as I tell them what to do?"

[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:^|

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Creativity in Blogs and Music


Creativity in Blogs and Music


[EDIT UPDATE: I meant to mention men and women, gentle readers, that a relative of avant garde composer John Cage telephoned me last night, right before my own music composing session.

Cage wrote often of "chance operations" that result in art and anecdotes. A double coincidence: I had just downloaded the rare album "John Cage meets Sun Ra" (two of my favorite odd musicians) from Ubu Web.

http://www.ubu.com

This relative, guy named Jerry Davis, is researching my relative, one Howard Streight, who apparently was a modestly famous artist. I have had a link to info about Howard on my Art Test Explosion site, for over a year now. That's how he tracked me down, a living relative of the artist he was researching. A link that paid off.

See? You need lots of links in your blog or web site, for added value to your readers.]

I don't intend to turn this web usability blog into a "music blog", nor should you even care what music I like, but I pass on these items in the spirit of revealing my creative processes and productions.

The hope is that this information on music, legal music downloading, and free avant garde music downloads inspires you, if not actually able to please or guide you. Your ultimate practical benefit is in mind, as always.

Creativity in blogs and music are very intimately connected for me, in my own ultra-personal life. I listen to all kinds of music as I work on the computer, right now I'm listening to new favorite unknown genius artist: RENE VIS.

http://www.wmrecordings.com/
releases/wmo21.htm

At the Rene Vis music web site,

http://www.renevis.mysites.nl

Rene offers several albums for individual song downloads.

I plan to download all of it.

His instrumentals ("Arvytronics" oddly called) are not quite as strong, judging from the few I've heard, as his vocal-music mixes. The non-vocal material seems to be just "okay" techno type jams.

But his vocal songs!

These jingle jangles remind me of a delightful blend of The Residents electro juiciness, Severed Heads triumphant synthesizer stampedes, Joy Division or New Order melodic rock, and Pearls Before Swine psychedelic folk. I"ve downloaded "Captured in Realica", "Train is Passing", "They don't know what I am about" albums entirely or partially, so far.

Songs by Rene Vis that are highly recommended: "Back to Radio", "Honesty Got Lots of Spies", "War Machines Remix", "Honey Lips and Fingertips", "They don't know what I am about", "Over the Mountains", "How Many Songs", "Swansborough Bridge", "Black Vinyl", "Creatures of Conscience", "Teen-ager Man-ager", "Friday Night Forever", "Land of Fun", "Captured in Realica", "Fishes in a Tree"...

...I could go on and on.

If you like bouncy, juicy sythesizer rock, with often very profound and funny lyrics, you can count on Rene Vis to deliver. Innovative and highly enjoyable. Songs that you'll want to repeat play over and over, LOUD. Yeah buddy.

Even if you don't like the music I like or make, still, you can learn something from, for example, song and album titles, or CD cover art. I mean, you can actually learn from, or be inspired by, art in other realms.

Creative process in blogging is similar to what it is anywhere else, in music, cooking, sewing, sculpture, literature, horticulture, painting, mothering, architecture, birding, chess, engineering, sales, marketing.

You familiarize yourself witht the currently most popular *and* the early pioneers and historically acclaimed geniuses. Do NOT stick with only one or the other.

I suggest you balance historical pioneer familiarity with attention to contemporary, popular successes in your field. That will prevent you from being a mere imitative opportunistic dabbler, or a purely theoretical ivory tower aloof bore.

Last night, from about 10PM to 4AM, I worked on a new Steven Streight CompuMusik, my name for what I do when I mutilate sonic electric air.

Why "Audacity Crash Analysis music"?

I had to play re-booter all night long with this. So this is a true "bootleg" recording, requiring constant re-starting of the sound studio.

My Audacity audio editor tool, is a free download that I'm just learning how to work. I can already, intuitively, usually make it do most of what I want to do. But what happened last night?

The goofy thing kept crashing 9 out of 10 times I tried to add an effect on a segment of the sound path.

I suspect that my virtual memory is low for all that I try to do simultaneously. So I close out any windows I'm not using, rather than minimizing them for fast display. I need to defragment my hard drive, empty recycle bin, clean up unused desktop icons, delete cookies, and whatever else I can think of to free up space.

Suggestions from my betters are always welcome.

And, crabby obsessive that I am, I kept forcing it to obey me, over and over and over we struggled like Jacob and the Angel, and the invisible cosmic conflict resulted, through much anguish, and not a few actual pagan cuss words, in my new album.


SSC-003

Steven Streight CompuMusik

"Christian Noise Metaphysics"

CONTENT

1. inside the thought cube (3:47)
2. digital angel jazz piece (4:53)
3. ethereal nature setting (7:35)
4. mental exploration zone (5:04)
5. spiritual swarm attack mode (2:05)
6. life pulsations booster (1:46)
7. filibration-2 (2:52)
8. the day is bright (4:08)
9. desert monk meditation (7:38)
10. the glow (3:18)
11. returnity (16:01)

SSC-003, this third one is all instrumental, no voice, and is far more melodic, songy, softer, gentler than the others, the previous two Audacity-powered computer music albums I recorded a week days ago ("universings" SSC-001 and "New Sounds of Electricity" SSC-002).


I'm working as hard and fast as I can to get MP3s of SSCM music on this blog, hosted at Archives dot org, on Ubu Web, and so forth.

What I hope everyone, all my readers get out of this post, is how to aggressively make art come true, how to assist it in its struggle to survive, how to promote it and describe it, how to tantalize and satisfy.

[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*)

Monday, October 24, 2005

Buy BLOG by Hugh Hewitt


Buy BLOG by Hugh Hewitt


Look. I don't have time to mess around with anybody today.

I'm forced by temporal constraints to be even more blunt and explosive than usual. More indelicate and abrupt.

So, leaving the cadaver of language to twitch in code overload, overlorded by its shadow, which all men call "thought", let us proceed to the uncanny canine instinct buzz-build:

I don't care who you are, or think you are, go.

Go now.

Go buy Hugh Hewitt's book BLOG.

I'm a Johnny-come-lately to this book which has been out for some months now. Like a first class idiot, I failed to drool sufficiently for this food. Now at long last, the plate has arrived, and like a ravenous arctic wolf, I am devouring it with great glee and flashes of flashy insight.

He seems to think like I do about the MSM, the blog revolution, and the blogosphere. Which means, of course, that he's right about those topics. Chapter called "Blog Swarms and Opinion Storms" is good analysis of decentralized military strategy, cluster and attack from all directions all at once, then disappear. Which is how the blogocombat trooper operates.

Hear that hammer pounding? Here, on the door of your little reality?

It's the new Luther, called the Blog, and he's nailing the new regime's manifesto onto your forehead.

Hugh Hewitt is preparing the path, and if you don't follow it down the road to the Universalization of Web Content, you'll be a worthless as someone who thinks cave paintings and smoke signals are leading edge communication. Er, no offense meant to cave and smoke artists.

The "I don't get it" excuse is inexcusable now, thanks to Hugh Hewitt's BLOG, the book I mean, called BLOG, which is subtitled: "Understanding the Information Reformation That's Changing Your World."

Go NOW. Go BUY it. Go READ it. NOW.

Those who scoff at, dismiss, and ignore blogs will live to regret it. Ask the politicians and journalists who got swept away with The WRATH of the Blogosphere.

The Blogosphere, little do they realize it, is a Weapon. Learn how to use it.

I'll be posting some excerpts from Hewitt, and my reactions to them, here, at this blog, in coming days.


[sighed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*&

Flock the Social Blogger Browser


Flock the Social Blog Browser

Ready to try a new browser?

A browser that makes blogging, tagging, and social networking easier?

A browser based on open source Mozilla code base?

A browser that is currently available ONLY in a developer's trial version? (Public release of beta is scheduled for December 13, 2005).

Flock

http://www.flock.com

About Flock

http://www.flock.com/about/faq.php

Flock build 0.4.9
(Developer Version w/bugs & security risks)

http://www.flock.com/developer


Read what C|NET has to say about it.


[QUOTE]

"New browser gives taste of Web 2.0"

http://news.com.com/New+browser+
gives+taste+of+Web+2.0/
2100-1046_3-5905922.html

A small team of developers in California on Friday launched a cutting-edge Firefox-based Web browser dubbed Flock, which integrates next-generation Web technologies such as RSS content feeds, blogs and bookmark and photo sharing.

The team of developers was spearheaded by Bart Decrem, who is well known in the open-source community due to his involvement in the Mozilla Foundation and his ill-fated start-up Eazel, which from 1999 until its demise in 2001 aimed to bring greater usability features to the Linux desktop.

"Indeed the time is upon us," wrote Flock co-founder Geoffrey Arone on his blog shortly before the release. "We are gearing up to allow public, unrestricted downloads of the Flock browser within the next couple of hours."

"Please note that this is a developer preview and that there are still plenty of bugs, many of which we are aware of."

The new browser's look

The public unveiling comes after Decrem this week e-mailed invitations to try his new software to a select group of recipients who had previously registered their addresses on the project's Web site. The round of invitations was the third to be issued for the software during its development.

Flocking to new features

The browser's new features are based on new Web technologies fast attracting fans in the online community--part of a movement that has come to be known as Web 2.0.

For example, the traditional Web browser bookmarks menu has been replaced in favor of close integration with del.icio.us, an online service that allows bookmarks to be stored and shared with other users.

The Flock team has taken note of the Internet community's rapidly growing obsession with both blogs and the Really Simple Syndication (RSS) standard that makes it possible to speedily know when a blog has been updated.

Flock includes a built-in RSS reader, which allows a user to read all of their favorite blogs in one place, without the need to separately navigate to each one. Various Web sites and software programs already provide this functionality, but Flock is one of the first to integrate it into a Web browser.

The browser also facilitates blogging by the user with a "Create a blog post" button located in the main navigation bar. The button launches a sophisticated blogging tool that integrates on a drag-and-drop level with Flickr, a popular online photo management and sharing service recently acquired by Yahoo.

Flock integrates with a number of popular blogging services, including Wordpress, Six Apart and Blogger, according to Decrem's own blog.

All of the features both reflect popular usage within early adopter elements of the Web and are squarely aimed at providing collaborative Web browsing features.

Firefox tensions

Decrem has taken steps recently to convince the open-source Mozilla community that his new start-up isn't aimed at making their popular Firefox Web browser obsolete.

"I am a firm believer in the power of the open source development model," he wrote yesterday. "So it's always been obvious to me that Flock should leverage existing open source technologies and contribute most, if not all, our enhancements back under an open source license."

He said Flock was not interested in causing problems by creating a code base that diverges from Firefox's own, a development known as "forking."

"In architecting our software, build systems and engineering processes, we have given considerable thought to how our code will be able to evolve alongside the Mozilla code, without forking it," he wrote.

"Of course, time will tell how successful we are in avoiding unnecessary divergence between the Flock code base and the Mozilla code. This ultimately depends on the thousands of engineering decisions we will make in the coming months and years, but also on the level of communication between folks here and the broader Mozilla community."

"For our part, we are very serious about becoming active participants in and contributors to the Mozilla community, starting in the very near future. We are also very open to working with folks at the Mozilla Foundation, the Mozilla Corporation and elsewhere to minimize the risk of platform divergence and have taken the first steps to start that conversation."

Decrem also addressed the issue of how his free software project would attract revenue.

While he acknowledged most Web browsers were freely available, he said several companies, such as the Mozilla Corporation and competitor Opera, had been able to leverage integration between their software and online services like search engines to make money.

"Opera's CEO recently explained that his company was able to release the browser for free thanks to an expanded search sponsorship arrangement with Google," he wrote. "The Mozilla Foundation has alluded to search related business arrangements and has created a for-profit subsidiary."

"In sum, we're quite comfortable that, if enough users choose our browser, we can keep the lights on here at Flock without violating users' privacy or compromising the user experience."

Flock is available for download Friday for the Windows, Mac OS X and Linux platforms from the project's Web site.

Renai LeMay of ZDNet Australia reported from Sydney.

[END QUOTE]


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:^)

Sunday, October 23, 2005

universal utopia of free products


universal utopia
of
free products


Have you noticed how much freeware, free music, free tutorials, free information, free photographic images, free everything is available on the internet?

It just hit me yesterday: all the old business models are doomed. Their little games are done. We're tired of playing them. They make us sick, and we are rebels against them.

Individuals now may own and operate the means of production and distribution.

I prophetically proclaim The End of Corporations and The End of Government.

It's a bloodless revolution, not a single death will occur in the name of reform and progress. To the contrary, this revolution is quiet, shy, and moving at the speed of light.

The stupid recording industry had better quit worrying about people illegally downloading and file sharing their precious "products". I'm opposed to crime and illegal acts, but this is not what will kill the record industry conglomerates.

Free music downloads offered directly by music bands: THIS is what is going to KILL the Record Industry. Good riddance, I say. Charging $120 to see a music "act" is pathetically greedy and inappropriate. And it's not necessarily the artists who reap the profits, it's the corporations.

Free stuff is not necessarily junk. In fact, much of the free material and information is far better quality than the crap being hyped in the Morbid Stream Media and in the old economy stores.

I'm not just a taker. I'm a giver, too. I give tons of free web usability and blogology advice in my blogs. I donate time and services to organizations like the W.D. Boyce Council of the Boy Scouts of America. Soon, I will provide on my blogs some free downloads of music and films I and my associates have made.

I've discovered so much free avant garde music, I may never again buy another CD. Isn't that an interesting concept? I love music, and I have a gigantic appetite for more and more music. I listen to it while I work on the computer. But to look at my 22 CDs I burned over the past week makes me smile.

This is how the internet started. Originally, there was no such thing as a "dot com". Commercial interests have largely failed online, and continue to fail, while the Free Giveaway sites are flourishing. And influencing the entire world.

Sure, it's not "wrong" to try sell things via the internet. But you won't find me hanging out at any commercial sites, with the exception of Barnes & Noble. Yet, even in the case of B&N, it's the free audio clips of music CDs that attracts me. I can get a small sample of what an album is like, prior to buying it.

Of course, it's even better if I can get a whole album, without buying it.

I like the slogan one of the Net Labels has: "Now money won't come between musical artists and the public."

Think of all the artists, musicians, software designers, etc. who are giving their products away for free. Some may hope to sell you upgrades or supplemental items later. But many keep pouring free items into their sites, endlessly, with no hint of seeking "donations" or even praise.

Creators offer free products for the sheer love of making them and delighting others.

Ya gotta love it.

Thanks Blogger, Audacity, iTunes, Weirdo Music, Comfort Stand, Puzzling Recordings, Chenard Walcker, Hello/Picasa, Mozilla Firefox, MixMeister, Google/Gmail, and all the others out there who are benefiting humanity...without greedy lusting after filthy lucre aka grim reapers aka money.

Old proverbs like "no such thing as a free lunch" and "you get what you pay for" still have some limited validity, but are increasingly irrelevant to the contemporary world in which we live.

Viva La Free!

[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*)

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Experimental vs Conventional



Experimental vs. Conventional

If you've been bored enough to stoop so low as to follow my mis-adventures , you know I've been downloading legal, free, avant garde music, anti-music, noise/folk, and extreme sonic experimentation.

After listening to all this wild innovation, then also listening to a compilation of Les Paul guitar work from the 1950s, It Suddenly Dawned On Me.

What is "experimental music"?

Not "amateur" messing around idiotically, although a little dose of that never hurt anybody. The Beatles "Black Album" has some clowning around. I'm interested in George Harrison's and Paul McCartney's experimental electronic music, which costs more than their regular music albums. Did you know that?

Les Paul, the famous and respected guitar maker and player, gets very strange and wild, at least in his 1950s recordings that I have. His 1974 material seems a bit calmer, tamer, but still enjoyable.

So here is Les Paul, the virtuoso, the highly talented, the massively skilled, the musician's musician...doing oddball, almost anti-musicianship music. At times his guitar sounds like a metal percussion instrument, or an electronic keyboard synthesiser.

Then you have bands like Bromp Treb Soundsystem aka Poo Samurai aka Canopy of Darkness aka Mind Phantom. Their free downloads are hosted at Puzzling Recordings, which also contains such bands as Deer Hoof, the split off group of pioneering noise folk electronic medieval bash band Caroliner, who "sang" "songs" about sewing their weird stage costumes, and events as though we were all still living in the 1590s.

See the article "Caroliner, Gargoyle Mechanique" by Alex Ross, music critic for The New Yorker:

http://www.therestisnoise.com/
2004/05/caroliner.html

Not everyone has the ears trained to discern the grating grandeur of such Bromp Treb tracks as:

"Trouble in the Miks -side 1"

"Dub Scratch Mishap"

"Mustard Incense"

"Fantastic Wussy Wussy"

"unquestionably unkind"

"Autoberserk PCP Enemy Vocal Mix"

"24-7 Grave N' Save"

"Cuestick Battle Marco Polo"


...are all good examples of the brutal, and often fatal, deconstructing of Rap/Hip Hop, New Wave, Techno, and Rock musiques...

What it means to be engaged in --//stripping\ \--conventional electronic music to its primal core and leaving it there, molten, livid, mutilated, all blurry around the edges and in the middle, now safely and happily alien and unknown all over again.

Fat Worm of Error, in league with Bromp Treb, continues the exploration of dismantling the elemental particles of modern dance and chill music, making the component parts add up to a new whole that breaks all rules of melody, rhythm, and "song".

Eddie The Rat, a collection of SF Bay Area artists, deconstructing classical, rock, blues, and hippie congregational folkway musics.

Tumble Cat Poof Poofy Poof playing gently his musical minimalism mayhem at The Schoolhouse.

The Apartment's "Three Forks" album at Comfort Stand is remarkably strange music for jaded ears.

etc.




Flashing Flash of INsight

My insight is this:

"experimental music"/"avant garde" or "difficult" music: the players love the instruments as they exist in themselves, in their instrumentality, it's all about the instrument's beautiful or weird tones, it's all about exploring it's dimensions, and not about the musician's musicianship, only what the musician can do for the instrument to bring out its full range of sounds.

Now, to bring out the instrument's full range of sounds, it may require some virtuosity. But true virtuosity respects the wild impulse, the creative leap, the "what would happen if I did this?"

"conventional music"/"mainstream" or "commercial" music: the players are proud of how well they play the instruments, it's all about the playing, and not the instrument in itself, only what the instrument can do for you.

Yet even conservative conventional music has to have some innovation, else every song would sound the same.


Just some murky observations regarding the unseen world of musical experience.

My friend Bennett Theissen, along with Gary R., we form a little Strangely Beautiful, Beautifully Strange Music Admiration Society. We goad each other to discover ever more bizarre, but interesting, or amusing, or deeply challenging music art.

Music to my mind embraces every sound in the universe, from amoeba splitting to galaxies colliding. I include all forms of sound, even what some call "noise". What is one man's annoying noise is another man's magnum opus.

Noise annoys? Not always. Especially around Halloween time, this autumn upon us, the sound of a creaking door on its rusty hinges, chains dragging across a tile floor, or the screech of a cat seem of interest. Particularly in science fiction and horror films and in formal haunted houses.

As any astro-physicist: this universe is a noisy place. Technically, there is probably infinitely more "noise music" in the cosmos than there is "music music".

I like experimenting with music, not just "making" music. Experimenting with clouds of fuzzy sounds, rivers of rotating pulsations, and sonic blurs swirling in the shadows.

"Songs" are what musicians make.

"Studies" or "works" are what anti-musicianship experimentation creates.

An "anti-musician" or "noise-composer" can easily and readily switch into making conventional "songs music".

But, on the other hand, very few conventional musicians can stop following their little arbitrary consensus "rules" and go wild with exploratory improvisations. Many of them stop cold and frown at the mere thought of spontaneous or radically extreme sound generation.

Lesson for Bloggers

The moral of the story is this: don't be afraid to be unique.

You may prefer Jimmy Buffet or Bob Dylan to Bromp Treb or The Sonic Clams. I love Buffet and Dylan, too.

Two of my most recent purchased CDs are Jimmy Buffet "License To Chill" album and Bob Dylan's "Self Portrait" album. Both are extremely beautiful.

I'm not trying to convert anybody to my tastes in music and noise formulations.

Here's what I encourage all you bloggers to do...

Launch out toward your envisioned uptopian blog, the ideal you see in your mind, with great boons and benefits to your readers and to other bloggers who visit and learn from you.

Stay on the bleeding edge of everything as much as possible.

Learn to hate mediocrity, imitation, and artistic restrictions.

Bust your blog wide open, blow it apart, fling it triumphantly into the constellations of the immaterial.


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

Friday, October 21, 2005

Why can't I see my blogs?



Why can't I see my blogs?



Two of them are invisible to me right now:

(1) Vaspers the Grate

(2) Blog Core Values


{EDIT UPDATE: After publishing this post, my Vaspers blog appeared in my browser. Still, please read on, and contact me if you have any answers or suggestions. Or a similar experience.}


Why just these two blogs? When I click-select the link in my Bookmarks, or from any other starting point, nothing appears in the browser window. A blank.

I was able to go to the Blogger site and enter my template. Everything seems to still exist. If anyone can read this to verify my next remark: I can publish posts to it.




You can help me by posting a comment to let me know if you can see VTG and BCV blogs in your browser.

Even though I cannot see these two blogs, I will receive Gmail notification whenever anyone posts a comment on any of my blogs. See how this little feature is beneficial in yet another way?



This really bugs me.


Yet...it's also uncanny, ironic, and coincidentally crazy.

Two nights ago, at a client web development meeting, I had mentioned the fact that many web sites are blank when I arrive at them. An empty screen in the browser window. The address bar indicates that I am indeed at the URL, but I see nothing.

Now it's two of my own sites that do this. This is creepy and frustrating.

I asked why this happens. No one had any idea, except the possibility that the web site was deleted and the URL somehow pointed to the void where the content of the site resided. I'm a bit confused about these online mirages, ghost towns, and spectres.

Art Test Explosion and Stinky Ugly Toys seem okay. They appear in my Firefox browser whenever I visit the URL.

You could tell me to research the topic online. Okay. That's what I usually do when faced with a dilemma. However, I'm not even sure what keywords or phrases to type into the Google search engine.

What type of error is this?

What's broken? Network? Browser? Template? Blogger web site? My eyes? My very sanity itself?

Post a comment or email me if you have a clue.

Thanks!



[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:^(

(This ad, displaying jovial blindfolded motorcycle driving, an image culled from the Dvorak Uncensored blog, seems appropriate to post again.

http://www.dvorak.org/blog

Is she removing the blindfold...or tying it tighter? Is she removing the blindfold to see what it is her man has bought for her? Can't she perceive that the gift is a motorcycle and not a box of candy? I mean, she's ON it, for crying out loud.)

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Comfort Stand FREE avant garde music



Comfort Stand

more FREE cool music!

http://www.comfortstand.com

FLASH: EDIT UPDATE

{QUOTE from "Artists" page}

Welcome to the Comfort Stand artist directory.

Featuring artists from Argentina, Australia, Austria, Brazil, Canada, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary, Israel, Italy, Japan, Mexico, The Netherlands, Poland, Spain, Sweden, Russia and the United States.

Jump inside to find out more about our wonderful roster of artists!


{END QUOTE}



[QUOTE--entire "About Us" page]

COMFORT STAND

is a community-driven label where all releases are free with artwork and liner notes.

We strive to bring you recordings that we find interesting, compelling and downright enjoyable. We are not genre-specific and feature a wide range of material, from well-known performers to those loud unknown kids down your block.

We are not a business. We're not out to make a profit. There are no banners, popups, or spam at Comfort Stand. You don't have to register yourself to download the music you like.

We operate under the ideology that money need not come between artists and audience.

Comfort Stand artists retain all rights to their recordings (and all artists have 100% creative control over their work). It is a label run by artists for artists.

You can listen, copy and create CDs with the music on this website as long as it is for your personal and private purpose.

You can offer and download this music from any file-sharing network, you can give it to your friends, and you are welcome to play it on radio stations and net streams.

However, you are not allowed to use and/or sell this music for commercial purposes unless, of course, permission is granted from the artist in question.

We have a Creative Commons license in place for each release. The bulk have a Attribution-Noncommercial license attached while others falling into the public domain receive a Public Domain Dedication.

Comfort Stand is a Net Label.

You can find out more about Net Labels offering free music at The Netlabel Catalogue.

We operate in the same way a classic record label does with only one difference: it's all digital!

We do not offer recordings on physical media such as vinyl, CDs, cassettes or 8-tracks. All material is available online only, currently distributed as MP3 files (normally encoded at 192k).

All of our recordings are hosted by the Internet Archive and our web hosting is through Dreamhost.

Some may have difficulty accepting an organization without a tangible product (in terms of CDs, records and/or merchandise for sale) as a 'real' label.

We understand that labels are traditionally comprised of artists with physical product, but see ourselves as part of a new wave of record labels with a (still somewhat) new distribution method. Ten years ago, none of this would have been possible. Now, with the technology in place, we are able to share with you music that we adore.

Another common misconception is that if something is free, it must not be very good.

We invite you to listen to our catalog and decide for yourself. We think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Comfort Stand does not operate as a free-for-all for just anything, nor do we stringently adhere to offering only one form or genre of music. We simply release music we feel very strongly about.

Everybody needs free music.





Credits

Logo: JP Farquar
Website: Otis Fodder
Client Share: Ryan Kilkenny
Webhosts: Dreamhost /
Archive.org


[END QUOTE]



[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*)

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Song of Third Spirit






Song of the 3rd spirit
in Prometheus Unbound:



I sat beside a sage's bed,
And the lamp was burning red
Near the book where he had fed,



When a Dream with plumes of flame
To his pillow hovering came,
And I knew it was the same

Which had kindled long ago
Pity, eloquence, and woe;
And the world awhile below




Wore the shade
Its lustre made.

It has borne me here as fleet
As Desire's lightning feet:
I must ride it back ere morrow,
Or the sage will wake in sorrow.

--from Prometheus Unbound,
a poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley

(born August 4, 1792--
died at sea, off Leghorn, July 8, 1822)




Sometimes a blog post can seem to be enflamed, on fire, burning from the inside with "Pity, Eloquence, and Woe."

We express our inner beings and outer observations, with:

(1) PITY for all suffering entities, animate and inanimate, from children with cancer to rusting automobiles, warped wood frames, worn out carpets. All is in decay, everything is always almost dead.

(2) ELOQUENCE we hope to achieve to some degree, the well turned phrase, neologism, unique perspective, fascinating story, insightful remark, cascading stream of rational debate.

(3) WOE, a deep seated despair tinged with grief and gloom, as we see that all things sicken, slow down, and slip away to who knows where?

Blogging, even with humor or satire, is founded upon a desire to entertain, instruct, warn, or otherwise benefit our fellow human beings, as we all move toward death together.

Atoms, galaxies, art, war, happiness, fears, ideas, feelings...all are perishing and retreating from memory.

Blogging is a temporary recording of what we feel is important to ourselves and to others, at the specific times of the posts.

Don't give up. Keep trying. Keep the goal in mind: To Help Others and To Improve Our Own Skills.

Every time you force yourself to think of something to post, you rev up your brain.

Every time you try to connect with your readers, you fortify your good intentions.

Every time you work hard to fine tune the wording of your post, you improve your writing skills.

Every time you go to the trouble to embed and test hypertext links in a post, you magnify your self-motivated discipline.

Pity.

Eloquence.

Woe.

The blog at its best.



[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

Idea Itself is Perfect


Idea Itself is Perfect


I got to gazing at the sidebar badges of Buddha and Plato on this blog.

I like Buddha, not because of buddhism ritualism institution (ugh), but due to what he allegedly said.

Gautama Buddha, Sakyamuni, of the warrior tribe, son of the king, rebel against militarism and earthly conquest, was the smartest nondivine human that ever existed or will ever exist.

He completely explained the nature of human conditioned consciousness and he unveiled the mysterious metaphysical laws of this universe.

Plato, interpreter and preserver of Socratic thought, perfectly explained the laws of human reason and ethical standards, the laws that are always already written in our hearts.

And my conclusion from all this gazing and pondering?

Idea is itself perfect.

Your life is taking the course it is meant to follow, if you follow it all the time, all the way to the end.

How you die says as much about you as all your blog posts and conversations put together.

We need a semiotics of dying, an analytic method of evaluating and differentiating the various styles of death, the largely self-chosen and self-created demise of a person's personal existence in this world.

We also need to understand that every thought and deed is inscribed in the Universe's Blog, often called the Mind of God, or the Multi-dimensional Cosmic Self-Awareness.

The universe is familiar with your dreams. It spawned them.

Your blog was pre-determined by forces unknown to you and pervasive throughout the space-time continuum.

Idea itself is perfect.

Your goals, hopes, dreams, concepts are already existing, thus guaranteed to take form somewhere, if not through you in your life, then in some other channel.

Your internal vision of the "ideal blog of mine" can occur in material manifestation.

As I tell myself, and everyone else, my motto:

KEEP TRYING.


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*)

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Bizarre Beautiful Music Experimentation


Bizarre Beautiful Music Experimentation

Your UMUG music artist update.

Unlistenable Music by Unknown Geniuses proudly announces it's initial line-up of musical artists being distributed.

In addition to my own projects:

* CAMOUFLAGE DANSE (Bennett Theissen & S. Streight)

* CHARLEY HICKEY & THE LOVE BITES (C. Hickey, John Wilson, & S. Streight)

* LARGE SCALE SWINE OPERATIONS (LSSO) (John Wilson & S. Streight)

* $10 WORTH OF MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS (C. Hickey & S. Streight)

and

STEVEN STREIGHT COMPUTER MUSIQUE...

...we are working in cooperation with Weirdo Music, in Heerlen, the Netherlands.

Under a Creative Commons license, Weirdo Music and UMUG are pleased to present the Best in Extreme Musical Innovation:

"Numerology" Compilation artists:

THE POPEYE EXPERIENCE
BEDSTEAD TREMELO
MOMBUS
STARK EFFECT
KLAZ
MESSER CHUPS

Plus:

RENE VIS
HAPPY ELF
GOROWSKI
ROD

...with many more to come.

SPECIAL NOTE: The WM Recordings album "Numerology" is one of the most amazing, bizarre, and fun music products I personally have ever heard. Containing 19 songs about numbers, the sheer musical innovation and experimentation, so charming that children would love it, this has to be heard to be believed.

NOW...what about you?

Are you conducting musical experimentation that is completely uncommercial and ahead of its time?

Do you create "difficult" music?

Music that doesn't sound like anything anyone's ever heard before?

Unusual singing voice?

Bizarre or cleverly radical lyrics?

Songs that rip the lid off dysfunctional society?

Music that seems to come from another dimension?

We at Unlistenable Music by Unknown Geniuses may be interested in promoting and distributing your sound.

In keeping with the Internet Information Revolution, most music is distributed to the public FREE of charge. You can go directly to the WM Recordings web site and download the albums yourself. The WM music cannot be used for any commercial, money-making (yuk!) purpose, unless you obtain the express permission of the artist.

I just click on "Download entire album" which include CD cover art and artist info, extract contents of the zip file, move each file into "My Music" on my hard drive, then "Add to Library" in iTunes, create a new playlist with the album name as title, and copy and paste each track into the new playlist.

I burn CDs that approximate 80 minutes in length. If an "album" is short, for example, just 30 minutes, I will add "Bonus Tracks" from other WM Recordings, to fill up the CD.

WM Recordings I have listened to and enjoyed so far:

wm 020 "Numerology"
(absolutely exactly what we're looking for)

wm 021 "Captured in Realica" by Rene Vis
(another phenomenal recording, funny, strange, yet good melodies and beats--distinctively unique)

wm 023 "Summer 2005" by Gorowski

wm 012 Happy Elf

wm 013 "Volare Possum" by Klaz

wm 014 "Teleopsis Belzebuth" by Zloty Dawai



They just added on Oct. 16, 2005 the new recording "Tribute to the 365 Days project" by Jan Turkenburg: wm 027.

Unlistenable Music by Unknown Geniuses. The music production, recording, and distribution network for discerning prodigies and off the wall wave riders.

I will soon attempt to post MP3s of UMUG music selections here at Vaspers the Grate blog. I know two or three of my readers might be curious to hear a few seconds of CAMOUFLAGE DANSE or even STEVEN STREIGHT COMPUTER MUSIQUE.

Put your ears on the pioneer path.

Email me, or post a comment, for more details.



[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:^)

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Everything Struggles for Survival



Everything Struggles
for Survival


I've been very busy working on some audio projects, and gearing up for a website User Observation Test for a client.

Let me at least toss these gems at you, from the book:

Conversations With Iannis Xenakis
Balint Adras Varga (Faber & Faber, 1996)

Xenakis is one of my favorite music composers of all time. He listened to the patterns of raindrops hitting a tin roof, and called the seemingly random, yet structured patterns, "stochastic". There's a lot of math involved in his theories, but that's the basic idea.

He was an electronic music pioneer, in the "classical music" tradition, but he also used melodic systems from ancient Greece. In his final days, he was using computers to create music, while many of his colleagues merely experimented briefly with computers and synthesizers.

Here are two Xenakis quotes from this book of interviews:


[QUOTE]


* "Composition, action, are nothing but a struggle for existence. To Be. However, if I imitate the past, I do nothing, and consequently am not. In other words, I am sure I exist only if I do something different. The difference is the proof of existence, of knowledge, of participation in the affairs of the world. I'm convinced of that."


* "My greatest achievement would be to compose something which could include any form of expression...It has the precondition that I free myself of any ties or conditioning that prevent me from being free."

[END QUOTE]


How true this is: everything, all compositions, all products, blogs, web sites, technologies, religions, political parties, ideologies, poems, songs, paintings--are struggling to survive and endure.

I lost all my solo music I had recorded on cassette tapes. But my friend Bennett Theissen, lead singer and songwriter in our old band, managed to preserve most of our Camouflage Danse music, and he transferred it to CD. He also transferred our music videos and live performances to DVD.

You must preserve your work and also promote it, for it to survive and endure for future generations.

Everything is struggling to survive.

Your blog, web site, food recipes, poems, marriage, family, reputation, spirituality, rationality, business ideas, whatever--they all can be destroyed, taken from you, lost. They all can perish and be forgotten forever, if you don't devote time, money, and effort to them.

I personally believe that the universe itself is a vast recording device. Eastern mystics refer to the "akashic records" or something like that. I just have an intuitive feeling that this has some truth in it.

When you write a poem, create a blog, marry a person, start a business, whatever you do, is somehow inscribed into reality as a fact.

But we also need to preserve things through our own effort. A failed marriage, an abandoned blog, a lost opportunity--these also are inscribed into reality as facts.

Survival. An interesting way to look at inanimate and conceptual entities. The fight for survival amongst ideas, beliefs, art, science, etc.

What are you doing to ensure the survival of what is important to you?


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*)

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

My new digital music recording studio



Introducing: my new digital music composition and recording studio.

Audacity plus iTunes equals:

digital music workstation/
recording studio/CD burner

I took me longer than I'd like to admit, last night, but I stumble bumbled around Audacity and iTunes and figured out how to:

(1) compose digital music

(2) save/export project as WAV file

(3) import project to iTunes, which converts it to MP3

(4) create playlist, then burn a CD of project

[EDIT: Correction--I did not convert WAV to MP3, which is lower sound quality. I burned the CD of my original music directly from the WAV file. Moonie Caine at Audacity-user discussion list explained this to me.]

I don't have an iPod, nor do I download songs off the internet. I'm not the slightest bit interested in that. But, I've been wanting to create my own soundscapes, and CDs of my original compositions. Last night, I did it.

I also took CDs of my old band Camouflage Danse and made my own playlist compilation of tracks, then burned a few CDs of it.

Unlistenable Music of
Unknown Genius Recordings
presents:


[UMUGR 001]

Camouflage Danse "Our Sound"
(compilation album)


[UMUGR 002]

Steven Streight "universings"
(computer musique )


All this for FREE (aside from cost of blank CDs to record onto).

Check out the freeware from Apple iTunes and from Audacity.


This is not an advertisement.

This is just the testimony of a satisfied new user.



[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:^)

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Vaspers International 10-2005





VASPERS The Grate
International Readers

10-2005


Last 100 visits, according to SiteMeter:



1
United States: Mckinney, Texas
2
United States: Redmond, Washington
3
United States: Peoria, Illinois
4
United States: Silver Spring, Maryland
5
France: Paris, Ile-de-France



6
Australia: Glenhaven, New South Wales
7
United States: Oak Brook, Illinois
8
Belgium: Eikelbos, Limburg
9
United States: New York
10
Ecuador: Sabanilla, Guayas
11
United Kingdom: Mayfair, Newham
12
United States: Minneapolis, Minnesota
13
United States: New York
14
United States: Baltimore, Maryland



15
Finland: Rahola, Western Finland
16
United States: Fairview, North Carolina
17
Netherlands: Zoetermeer, Zuid-Holland
18
United States: Brooklyn, New York
19
United States: Dunsmuir, California
20
United Kingdom: Stoke-on-Trent
21
United Kingdom: Rochdale
22
Germany: Aschaffenburg, Bayern
23
United States: Columbia, Maryland
24
United States: Lansing, Michigan
25
Canada: Toronto, Ontario



26
United States: Lawrenceville, Georgia
27
United States: Georgetown, Texas
28
United Kingdom: Fareham, Portsmouth
29
Ghana
30
United Kingdom: London, Lambeth
31
Belgium: Brussels, Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest
32
Finland: Seinjoki, Western Finland
33
Germany: Arpsdorf, Schleswig-Holstein
34
Italy: Florence, Toscana
35
United States: Livonia, Michigan
36
United Kingdom: Coventry
37
Hungary: Budapest
38
Cote D'Ivoire
39
United States: Livingston, New Jersey
40
Spain: Barcelona, Cataluna
41
Spain: Barcelona, Cataluna
42
Switzerland: Geneva, Geneve
43
United States: Wayne, New Jersey
44
Canada: Vancouver, British Columbia



45
Netherlands: Achterbroek, Zuid-Holland
46
United States: Houston, Texas
47
Peru: Lima
48
Canada: Victoria, British Columbia
49
Hungary: Budapest
50
United States: Bellmawr, New Jersey
51
United States: Thief River Falls, Minnesota
52
United States: Peoria, Illinois
53
United States: Summerville, South Carolina
54
United States: Big Oak Flat, California



55
New Zealand: Lower Hutt
56
United States: Peoria, Illinois
57
United States: Bronx, New York
58
United States: Daly City, California
59
United States: Peoria, Illinois
60
Australia
61
Australia
62
United States: Washington, District of Columbia
63
United States: Peoria, Illinois
64
Saudi Arabia: Riyadh, Ar Riyad



65
United States: Peoria, Illinois
66
Peru: Valdivieso, Lima
67
United States: Nashville, Tennessee
68
United States: Peabody, Massachusetts
69
United States: Winchester Center, Connecticut
70
Canada: Mission, British Columbia
71
Canada: Qubec, Quebec
72
Poland: Majdany, Lublin
73
United States: Reston, Virginia
74
Canada: Rimouski, Quebec



75
United States: Palo Alto, California
76
United States: Peoria, Illinois
77
United States: Minneapolis, Minnesota
78
United States: Peoria, Illinois
79
United States: Miami, Florida
80
Canada: Weston, Ontario
81
United States: San Diego, California
82
United States: Castle Rock, Colorado
83
Spain: Arrabal, Aragon
84
United States: Dallas, Texas
85
United States: Peoria, Illinois



86
United States: Jacksonville, Florida
87
United States: Denver, Colorado
88
United States: New York
89
United States: Peoria, Illinois
90
United States: Grand Forks, North Dakota
91
Belgium: Hove, Antwerpen
92
United States: Durham, North Carolina
93
United Kingdom: Livingston, West Lothian
94
United States: Dewey, Arizona
95
United States: Topeka, Kansas
96
United States: Fullerton, California
97
United States: Pensacola, Florida
98
Bulgaria: Sofia, Grad Sofiya
99
United States: Boca Raton, Florida
100
Canada: Fredericton, New Brunswick

Backlinks for Blogger

{image right: "wonderland" from Theo Van Gogh web site}

Backlinks for Blogger

Blogger now enables what they're calling "backlinks" or what are more commonly known as "trackbacks": links to posts at other blogs that linkingly refer to your blog post.

You have to add some code to your template, at about three different places, from what I can gather.

I suggest all Blogger blog authors think about this new feature. I personally will ask a colleague blogger to write a brief post about one of my posts on the little blog Stinky Ugly Toys, after I've enabled "backlinks" on it. Then I'll see how it works.

I will test it on a little blog first, a blog with just a few posts. That way, it will be easier to monitor everything.


BLOGOLOGICAL ADVICE on "Backlinks"




My opinion of "trackbacks" or "backlinks":

I never follow the "trackback" links on other blogs.

They seem to mainly just be "So and So Blog has a great article on the topic of blah blah blah. Check it out." and rarely more substantial. Perhaps a few remarks, but not much added value or relevance.

WARNING: trackbacks can be spammed.

So if you enable "backlinks", you are introducing one more headache for yourself, one more part of your blog to monitor for attacks, and just how does one monitor "backlinks" or "trackbacks" on all posts of a blog?

Blogger provides an answer: subscribe to BlogSearch (a Blogger service) searches on the name/URL of your blog. They state that this will act in lieu of Email Notification of new links, as is wonderfully available on new Comments.

Email Notification by Blogger, to my Gmail inbox, of each new comment on all my blogs enables me to easily monitor my blogs for abusive or spam comments, and quickly eradicate it, with a direct link to the exact post the offensive comment resides upon.

WARNING: subscriptions to searches on your blog name/URL are not reliable, complete, or timely. However, I do use Technorati, PubSub (poor results, yet Scoble raves about it, and it seems to work much better for him), Alexa, IceRocket, and other blog trackers as the mood moves me.

Here is the introductory text from the Blogger Dashboard.


[QUOTE]

What are backlinks and how do I use them?

Backlinks enable you to keep track of other pages on the web that link to your posts.

For instance, suppose Alice writes a blog entry that Bob finds interesting. Bob then goes to his own blog and writes a post of his own about it, linking back to Alice's original post. Now Alice's post will automatically show that Bob has linked to it, and it will provide a short snippet of his text and a link to his post.

What it all works out to is a way of expanding the comment feature such that related discussions on other sites can be included along with the regular comments on a post.

The backlinks setting can be found under the Settings | Comments tab, and consists of a single, simple option to turn it on or off.

Our default templates are already set up with the necessary code for backlinks.

However, if you have a custom template, or one of our templates from before this feature was launched, you will need to add the code yourself. Instructions for that are here.

Once everything is set up and you've republished your blog, you'll see a new link marked "Links to this post" next to the comment link for each post.

If you click that link you'll be taken to the post page, where the backlinks are all listed beneath the comments. Clicking the triangles next to each link will display a snippet of text from the page linking to you, as well as some author and date information.

If you want to turn off backlinks for individual posts, you can do so. The process is the same as that for turning off comments. Just edit the post in question and change the options that appear below the posting form.


Notes:

* For the curious, this feature is based on the link: operator of Blog Search. So sites linking to your blog will need to be indexed by Blog Search and there may be a slight delay before the backlinks appear on your blog.

* The comment notification email setting does not apply to backlinks, so you will not be notified of new links when they appear. This is because these links are looked up on-the-fly each time you view an individual post.

* In lieu of comment notification, you can use Blog Search with a query such as link:your-blog-here.blogspot.com, and then subscribe to the results. That will have a similar effect.


[END QUOTE]

Without copy and pasting any code from Blogger into one of my obscure blogs, I changed my Settings for Comments to Show Linkbacks, and Saved the change.

On the republish screen, I saw "we have made some adjustments to your template to accommodate linkbacks" or similar wording.

Does this mean that Blogger added all the required code to several spots in my main template and to all my posts? Must go find out.

And yet another interruptive project is added to my already long and wearisome list.

See why I haven't begun my 7 Blogs 7 Days project, merely announced it?



[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*)

Monday, October 10, 2005

Audio editors and virtual music composing

Audio editors and
virtual music composing


In my quest to provide you, dear and not so gentle reader, with music and lectures, ear candy as they say, I downloaded some freeware from SourceForge, upon recommendation by About [dot] com.

Audacity audio editor seems to be great.

http://audacity.sourceforge.net

My first quick impressions derived from repeated "no time to read the Help Instructions" attempts to interact intuitively with the product: it's got a simple, fast-response interface based on Windows operations.

Of course, I moved so fast, the data scrambled and everything froze, browser crashed.

I work too maniacally fast for any interface to keep up with me so far. I crashed an enormous, expensive digital music workstation synthesizer at the university back in 1993, punching too many commands too fast to cause a catastrophic overload.

Point-and-click and click-and-drag are the primary navigation system of Audacity for Windows OS, and, from what little I did with it last night, it is remarkable.

I will attempt to use Audacity to transfer my own original music from cassette to CD, CD to MP3 or many other file formats (no proprietary files however), to post MP3 and other sound files on my blogs, and to generate new music and soundscapes as a computer composer.

As a professional music composer, I provide music for various ambient or direct applications. Since my blogs are like my cars, I wish to have not only nice decor and abundant power, but also a sonic environment for those who wish to view my blog to the accompaniment of abstract instrumental music made by non-present instruments.

Virtual musical instrument composition consists of making music in which the instruments don't exist but the music does, is generated by digital electronic simulations of existing or theorized musical instrumentation.

I plan to start my own experimental music studio (1) and recording label (2) for practitioners of extreme innovation only.

(1) Catastrophic Whispers Computer Sound Studio

(2) Unlistenable Music/Unknown Genius Recordings



{signed} Steven Streight also known as Vaspers the Grate


6 is 7 but one

Sunday, October 09, 2005

what's wrong with audioblogger?



what's wrong with Audioblogger?

http://www.audioblogger.com


I can't set up an account.

Maybe I slipped up and did something wrong.

I will try again.

Error message upon clicking "Finish Account" is about headers and failures and other programming dysfunctions that I have no control over nor interest in.


[QUOTE]


Notice: Use of undefined constant unique - assumed 'unique' in /home/www/www.audioblogger.com/Connections/audblog.php on line 260

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/www/www.audioblogger.com/Connections/audblog.php:260) in /home/www/www.audioblogger.com/trial.php on line 175


[UNQUOTE]


Usability Void here, and then to make matters worse, the email to:

suggestions [at] audioblogger [dot] com

is returned to my inbox as "undeliverable".



WHAT's WRONG with Audioblogger?

Or is it that I'm jittery today?

Too much radiance of superscript threshhold evaporatives in my hard drive?

I will try again.

I will get "The Music of Camouflage Danse", me and Bennett's noise-farm sub-electronika band, on this blog eventually, for everybody in Finland, Israel, Mexico, South Africa, Malaysia, France, Antarctica, and the rest of the world, to hear.

U gno watt?

I wish to be Antarctica's Favorite Web Usability Expert.


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

Famous for saying:

(1) "Keep Trying"

(2) "Be You Neek, Geek"

my slogans
for all

:*)

Thursday, October 06, 2005

7 blogs 7 days



7 Blogs 7 Days


Here are 7 blogs I will be visiting, posting comments at, and blogging about, during the next 7 days:

(1) Blog Business World
Wayne Hurlbert
http://blogbusinessworld.blogspot.com

(2) Jeffrey Veen
http://www.veen.com/jeff/index.html

(3) Zeldman Daily Report
http://www.zeldman.com

(4) Chris Pirillo
http://chris.pirillo.com

(5) Portals and KM
Bill Ives
http://billives.typepad.com/portals_and_km

(6) Blogger Buzz
http://buzz.blogger.com

(7) Living with Legends: Hotel Chelsea Blog
http://legends.typepad.com


I will be analyzing, complimenting, questioning, and sharing the best of these blogs with you.

Now, how about you?

Are there blogs you feel you ought to be visiting more often, but keep forgetting?

Can you think of 7 blogs you could start going to, and learn something from their good qualities and their mistakes?

Join me in 7 Blogs 7 Days.

Start whenever you are able. Interact with the blog, the blog author, and the blog fan base, as much as possible during your 7 Blogs 7 Days experiment.


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*]

international visitors




international visitors
to Vaspers the Grate blog

in the past few days,
according to site meter [dot] com,
include people from:


Finland (Espoo, Southern Finland)

Switzerland (Orpund, Bern)

UK (Leeds, Coventry, Belfast)

Argentina (Buenos Aires, Distrito Federal)

Canada (Bromptonville, Quebec)

Mexico (El Barreal, Neuvo Leon)

Belgium (Kruishoek, Antwerpen)

Mauritius

Nigeria

Morocco (Rabat, Rabat-Sale)

Philippines (Legaspi)

Netherlands (Groningen)

Colombia (Bogot)

Israel (Haifa)

India (Madras, Tamil Nadu)

Malta (Birkirkara)

enrich other blogs



Enrich Other Blogs...

...and stop worrying about your own blog stats, traffic, comments, and promotions.

Don't Wonder: why isn't my blog more popular?

Think: how can I help another blogger today?


Are there any comments on your blog, from bloggers who are new, who have only a few other blogs linking to them?

Can you visit a blog today that you know is valuable, but you don't spend enough time at? Can you ponder a post there, then add an intelligent, interesting, insightful comment? Or even just an appreciation, a "Thanks for posting that. I always wanted to know more about that topic." ?

Enrich Other Bloggers:

(1) Visit their blog.

(2) Blogroll their blogs.

(3) Publish a post about them.

(4) Invent some personal "honor roll" for your sidebar, and put them in it.

(5) Say nice things about them at other blogs via comments.

(6) Often mention the blogs you really admire, learn from, and enjoy.

(7) Post comments at these blogs.

(8) Email the blog authors and tell them what you like and what you wish were improved in their blogs. Or cheer them on. Or share a joke. Or direct a client to check them out.

(9) Mention them in books, podcasts, and interviews.

(10) Remind them of how you discovered them and give them suggestions for future posts.


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*)

blogs and immaterialism



Blogs & Immaterialism


Some of you may wonder why a blogologist would claim to have a metaphysical orientation. You may not understand what mysticism and blogs have in common. You may wonder what the connection is.

A blog is the revelation of one mind to another, with an invitation to readers to express their own thoughts.

In a sense, then, a blog is electro-telepathic.

You climb into my head and I climb into yours.

A free and democratic exchange of information, insight, interests.

You read my mind, that part of it that is written into blog posts. Then, when you post a comment, I get to read a portion of your mind as it existed at the time of your comment posting.

Blogs. Electro-telepathic.

...which brings us to the ethereal, digital, virtual: the Immaterial.


Enter the Immaterial

When I blog, when you blog, when we post comments at each other's blogs, if you have a blog...

...we assume each other's human reality, based on text and images.

We cannot see or touch each other in the virtual realm of computer generated reality.

The web is an electronic sphere existing mentally in users as they inhabit it. We use non-materialistic web browsers to surf the electro-landscape of the blogosphere. We rely heavily on logic, expectations, values, ethics, and sometimes law, religion, and mathematics.

The web is mostly mental. Invisible Consensus Configuration.

Enrich Each Other's Blogs

Let's take it, this immaterialism, one step further. How often do you deliberately set out to visit a select list of good blogs, to promote yourself and benefit them, by pondering then posting relevant, intelligent, valuable user generated content via blog comments?

Deliberately set out to enrich other blogs?

How often do you do it?


COMING SOON:

Blogger Self-Evaluation Forms!

Only available at Vaspers the Grate blog.


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*)

vaspers autumn 2005 poster


vaspers autumn 2005 poster 01 Posted by Picasa


Two way, bi- and multi-lateral communication, as exemplified in the blog, shall bury one-way, pulpit pounding, soapbox shouting, unilateral communication.

Corporations and governments are receiving user comments in addition to sales and votes.

Every segment of every tradition and institution must prepare itself for the inundation of individual voice. The voice is the formerly silent desire of the consumer. The heart of the buyer, shopper, and voter. It's coming at you, and one vehicle it drives is the blog.

"Shut up, revere me, and listen to my every word" the professor, pastor, president, priest, police officer, military commander, corporate CEO used to say.

"Please hush, and now listen to us for a change" comes the rapid refrain.

Customers, students, employees, investors are talking.

If you don't talk with them, they'll talk about that. And they'll go talk with your competitors, many of whom are probably totally unknown to you. Obscure web entities that meet their needs and cater to their desires.

A blog is an information hub. People pause there, soak up the scenary, then move on to vital chores.

Every part of your blog should benefit readers.

Not just your posts, essays, interviews, podcasts.

Even your blogroll should be constructed with user benefits in mind.

Enable users to subscribe to RSS feeds or email updates, let them choose the channel.

Use your sidebar as a sophisticated web site feature and functionality zone. Provide plenty of things to look at, read, or navigate to further information and resources. Make sure you and your blog purpose are sufficiently explained and demonstrated.

A blog consultant's blog should be his or her best advertisement.

If your blog is ugly, poorly written, unmodified template, etc., how can you expect clients to respect what you say about how to blog?

If you teach others how to blog, your own blog should be as immaculate, innovative, entertaining, relevant, reliable, readable, and visually attractive, as coincides with your theory and rhetoric.

[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*)

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

25 richest Americans




25 richest Americans


by net worth
($ millions)


from The 400 Richest Americans

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2005/
Worth_1.html



1 Gates, William Henry III
51,000
age: 49
Medina, WA
Microsoft

2 Buffett, Warren Edward
40,000
75
Omaha, NE
Berkshire Hathaway

3 Allen, Paul Gardner
22,500
52
Seattle, WA
Microsoft, investments

4 Dell, Michael
18,000
40
Austin, TX
Dell

5 Ellison, Lawrence Joseph
17,000
61
Silicon Valley, CA
Oracle

6 Walton, Christy
15,700
50
Jackson, WY
Wal-Mart inheritance

6 Walton, Jim C
15,700
57
Bentonville, AR
Wal-Mart

8 Walton, S Robson
15,600
61
Bentonville, AR
Wal-Mart

9 Walton, Alice L
15,500
56
Fort Worth, TX
Wal-Mart

10 Walton, Helen R
15,400
86
Bentonville, AR
Wal-Mart

11 Ballmer, Steven Anthony
14,000
49
Redmond, WA
Microsoft

12 Anthony, Barbara Cox
12,500
82
Honolulu, HI
Cox Enterprises

12 Johnson, Abigail
12,500
43
Boston, MA
Fidelity

12 Chambers, Anne Cox
12,500
85
Atlanta, GA
Cox Enterprises

15 Adelson, Sheldon
11,500
72
Las Vegas, NV
Casinos, hotels

16 Brin, Sergey
11,000
32
San Francisco, CA
Google


16 Page, Larry E
11,000
32
San Francisco, CA
Google

18 Omidyar, Pierre M
10,200
38
Henderson, NV
Ebay

19 Kerkorian, Kirk
10,000
88
Los Angeles, CA
Investments, casinos

19 Mars, Jacqueline
10,000
66
Bedminster, NJ
Candy

19 Mars, John Franklyn
10,000
69
Arlington, VA
Candy

19 Mars, Forrest Edward Jr
10,000
74
McLean, VA
Candy

23 Kluge, John Werner
9,000
91
Palm Beach, FL
Metromedia

24 Icahn, Carl
8,500
69
New York, NY
Leveraged buyouts

25 Redstone, Sumner M
8,400
82
Beverly Hills, CA
Viacom


Notice what material entity or activity brought the fortunes to the richies. Why is Candy so prominent? A communist cannot eat a candybar.

Read all 400 names and search all the interesting categories, at the Forbes.com site.

I got this link in their email newsletter.

[signed] steven streight aka vaspers the grate

:*)

Why Rimbaud and blog?


Why Rimbaud and blog?


How do they go together?

Arthur Rimbaud was a teenage genius poet, now considered to be an originator of modern (20th Century) poetry. He was a rebel, with a visionary, emotional sensitivity conveyed over the ruins of classic literature and bohemian living.

He abruptly abandoned poetry, after causing a series of commotions in the French parlor and cafe intelligensia circles, from within which a great portrait of Rimbaud was sketched by Picasso. Rimbaud declared that poetry wasn't powerful enough to change the world, and he turned his energies to business dealings and simple survival, as his letters attest. He died, at 37, of leg cancer or some similar horrible disease.

What matters to me about Rimbaud is his independent thinking, skeptical vision, satirical verse, and phantasmagorical realms invented by obscurantist, esoteric poetry.

Rimbaud, if he were a young poet today, would have a blog. "Illumi-blog"? "The Drunken Blog"?

Rimbaud would blog, because he was a controversial poet, a political contrarian, a young scholar, a cultural activist, a surreal clown, and an art revolutionist.




I see Rimbaud in the creativity used in blog post writing and topic selection.

In the creativity in new and innovative blog applications.

In the creativity used to make a blog generate income for the blogger.

In the creativity that perseveres even when no readers post any comments, and it seems like nobody cares.

In the creativity displayed in blog comments posted by readers.

In the creativity generating unique blog designs.

In the creativity required to have a valuable, interesting, entertaining, artistically attractive, fully functional, easy to read blog.

In the creativity of coming up with new blog URLs and titles.


The Names of All the Blogs
in Existence is a POEM



The names of blogs, if strung together, all eleven million of them, would be a remarkable absurdist revelation poem.

I now call it into existence.

I hearby declare:

I, Vaspers the Grate, also known as Steven Streight, solemnly affirm under oath, on this 5th day of October 2005, that the entire string of all the names of all the blogs that exist, this list of over eleven million blog titles, is one long, ongoing poem.

I call this poem "Colossal Cuckoo Clock and the Early Morning Time Worms".

So be it, it is done.



Rimbaud Online


Some of Rimbaud's poetry is online, in French and English versions, at:

Rimbaud
http://www.mag4.net/Rimbaud/Indexe.html

Rimbaud Poetry Index
http://www.mag4.net/Rimbaud/Poetry.html

The collection includes:

* Sun and Flesh
* Sensation
* Romance
* The Drunken Boat
* The star has wept rose-colored
* Vowels
* A Dream for Winter
* The Sleeper in the Valley
(an anti-war poem you won't forget)





[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*)

Tuesday, October 04, 2005


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Monday, October 03, 2005

What a blog consultant does




What a blog consultant does

is determine how a business or individual
can use a blog to achieve specific goals.

Tell me who you are.

Tell me what you want to do.

Tell me what end result
or continuous process you seek...

...I'll tell you how to get it
by using a blog.

Aside from certain types of unethical, criminal, or unproductive forms (pseudo, ghosted, spamdexing, link farm, fictional character, anti-blog), you may use a blog however you wish.



But your blog must be:


* appropriate

* targeted

* consistent

* high quality

* unique

* relevant

* aggressive or passionate

* easy to read (short paragraphs, type decorations, subheads, definitions)

* easy to remember the URL for and title of

* easy to skim for relevant info

* pleasant to visit

* attracting quality comments

* attractive to look at

* improving constantly

* more and more beneficial

* devoted to readers' needs and interests

* well written

* well known to others in your field

* interacting with similar blogs

* frequently updated with new posts

* enable users to post comments

* sincere, honest, truthful, helpful, intelligent.



Blogs enable you to:

1. Easily and quickly publish material that others can access with a browser via the web.

2. Display and share digitized items (photos, poems, podcasts, art, cartoons, music, video, audio, etc.).

3. Gather feedback from customers about new ideas or products.

4. Coordinate team projects and work in progress.

5. Have something online, gaining wider exposure.

6. Engage in two way communication with family, friends, customers, constituents, etc.

7. Respond swiftly to events and news reports.

8. Provide moment by moment updates on what's happening.

9. Interact with users, readers, fans, peers.

10. Learn advanced web skills at your own convenience and speed.




You can use a blog to:

* express opinions

* display photos

* showcase artwork

* organize social activism

*create an online community

* proclaim a message

* keep track of project status

* collaborate with a team

* inform employees of procedure updates and changes

* help customers understand the heart of a company

* encounter people with similar interests

* push a philosophy

* document life events and feelings

* practice writing skills

* sell products and services

* promote a political candidate

* provide others the benefit of your expertise

* counter negative media reports

* establish an online reputation for proficiency in a field

* entertain peers

* keep in touch with family

* search for answers

* put a human face on a giant corporation

* connect with other bloggers emotionally and professionally

* exercise your right to free expression

* engage in the universal democratization of web content

* impress your friends and relatives

* share your knowledge and skills with others


...and many more applications, as your imagination conceives them.


Vaspers the Grate

exists to help you

improve your blog
or web site.


Got a problem now?

Want some answers immediately?

Tell me about it...email me,

or post a comment.

Thanks.


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:^)

Worst Web Site Errors (Nielsen)




Worst Web Site Errors


according to Jakob Nielsen,
my primary mentor and guide.



I'm going to quote most of his entire article here. I do this so you can see how he writes and how he thinks.

Then, I'll quote my earlier post about 8 major web usability problems.

To me, Nielsen is the smartest thought leader for web usability, i.e., user-centered web site design. I'm currently reading his book, co-authored with Marie Tahir, Homepage Usability: 50 Websites Deconstructed (New Riders Publishing, 2002).

Consider subscribing to his free monthly alertbox email notification service. Each month, you'll receive a brief email, with the title and summary of his latest essay, which he calls an "alertbox", that he has just posted on his web site.

That way, you'll be sure to remain up to date with his expertise, observations, and practical ideas for enhancing any website, including your blog, in user-friendliness and reader satisfaction.

Read all the alertboxes online at www.useit.com

You'll gain practical insights about web usability. Insight you can apply to your own blog.


[SOURCE]

Alertbox, October 3, 2005:
Top Ten Web Design Mistakes of 2005

http://www.useit.com/
alertbox/designmistakes.html

[QUOTE]



Alertbox, October 3, 2005:
Top Ten Web Design Mistakes of 2005

Summary:

The oldies continue to be goodies -- or rather, baddies -- in the list of design stupidities that irked users the most in 2005.

For this year's list of worst design mistakes, I decided to try something new: I asked readers of my newsletter to nominate the usability problems they found the most irritating.

I assumed that asking for reader input would highlight many issues that I hadn't noticed in my own user testing. This was not the case. Instead, all of the top thirty problems were covered in existing usability guidelines. Thus, when you read this year's top ten list, you'll probably say, "Yes, I've heard about this before." That's okay.

There's value in reminding ourselves of past findings and raising their priority on the agenda of things to be fixed. Because these mistakes continue to be so common, it makes sense that people continue to complain about them the most.


1. Legibility Problems

Bad fonts won the vote by a landslide, getting almost twice as many votes as the #2 mistake. About two-thirds of the voters complained about small font sizes or frozen font sizes; about one-third complained about low contrast between text and background.

[snip]


2. Non-Standard Links

Following are the five main guidelines for links:

* Make obvious what's clickable: for text links, use colored, underlined text (and don't underline non-link text).

* Differentiate visited and unvisited links.

* Explain what users will find at the other end of the link, and include some of the key information-carrying terms in the anchor text itself to enhance scannability and search engine optimization (SEO). Don't use "click here" or other non-descriptive link text.

* Avoid JavaScript or other fancy techniques that break standard interaction techniques for dealing with links.

* In particular, don't open pages in new windows (except for PDF files and such).

Links are the Web's number one interaction element. Violating common expectations for how links work is a sure way to confuse and delay users, and might prevent them from being able to use your site.

3. Flash

I view it as a personal failure that Flash collected the bronze medal for annoyance. It's been three years since I launched a major effort to remedy Flash problems and published the guidelines for using Flash appropriately. When I spoke at the main Flash developer conference, almost everybody agreed that past excesses should be abandoned and that Flash's future was in providing useful user interfaces.

Despite such good intentions, most of the Flash that Web users encounter each day is bad Flash with no purpose beyond annoying people. The one bright point is that splash screens and Flash intros are almost extinct. They are so bad that even the most clueless Web designers won't recommend them, even though a few (even more clueless) clients continue to request them.

Flash is a programming environment and should be used to offer users additional power and features that are unavailable from a static page. Flash should not be used to jazz up a page. If your content is boring, rewrite text to make it more compelling and hire a professional photographer to shoot better photos. Don't make your pages move. It doesn't increase users' attention, it drives them away; most people equate animated content with useless content.

Using Flash for navigation is almost as bad. People prefer predictable navigation and static menus.


4. Content That's Not Written for the Web

Writing for the Web means making content

* short,
* scannable, and
* to the point (rather than full of fluffy marketese).

Web content should also

* answer users' questions and
* use common language rather than made-up terms (this also improves search engine visibility, since users search using their own words, not yours).


5. Bad Search

Everything else on this list is pretty easy to get right, but unfortunately fixing search requires considerable work and an investment in better software. It's worth doing, though, because search is a fundamental component of the Web user experience and is getting more important every year.


6. Browser Incompatibility

I admit it: during my spring 2004 seminars, I downgraded cross-platform compatibility to a one-star guideline (that is, "worth thinking about if you have extra project time, but not a priority").

At that time, almost everybody used Internet Explorer and the business case for supporting other browsers was getting pretty tough to defend on an ROI basis.

Today, however, enough people use Firefox (and various other minority browsers, like Opera and Safari) that the business case is back: don't turn away customers just because they prefer a different platform.


7. Cumbersome Forms

People complained about numerous form-related problems.

The basic issue? Forms are used too often on the Web and tend to be too big, featuring too many unnecessary questions and options.

In the long run, we need more of an applications metaphor for Internet interaction design. For now, users are confronted by numerous forms and we must make each encounter as smooth as possible.

There are five basic guidelines to this end:

* Cut any questions that are not needed. For example, do you really need a salutation (Mr/Ms/Mrs/Miss/etc.)?

* Don't make fields mandatory unless they truly are.

* Support autofill to the max by avoiding unusual field labels (just use Name, Address, etc.).

* Set the keyboard focus to the first field when the form is displayed. This saves a click.

* Allow flexible input of phone numbers, credit card numbers, and the like. It's easy to have the computer eliminate characters like parentheses and extra spaces. This is particularly important for elderly users, who tend to suffer when sites require data entry in unfamiliar formats.

Why lose orders because a user prefers to enter a credit card number in nicely chunked, four-digit groups rather than an undifferentiated, error-prone blob of sixteen digits?

Forms that violate guidelines for internationalization got dinged by many overseas users. If entering a Canadian postal code generates an error message, you shouldn't be surprised if you get very little business from Canada.


8. No Contact Information or Other Company Info

Even though phone numbers and email addresses are the most requested forms of contact info, having a physical mailing address on the site might be more important because it's one of the key credibility markers. A company with no address is not one you want to give money to.

For advice on how to best present contact info, see our usability studies of "About Us" pages and store finders and locators.


9. Frozen Layouts with Fixed Page Widths

Complaints here fell into two categories:

* On big monitors, websites are difficult to use if they don't resize with the window. Conversely, if users have a small window and a page doesn't use a liquid layout, it triggers insufferable horizontal scrolling.

* The rightmost part of a page is cut off when printing a frozen page. This is especially true for Europeans, who use narrower paper (A4) than Americans.

Font sizes are a related issue. Assuming a site doesn't commit mistake #1 and freeze the fonts, users with high-resolution monitors often bump up the font size. However, if they also want to bump up the window size to make the bigger text more readable, a frozen layout thwarts their efforts.

The very worst offenders are sites that freeze both the width and height of the viewport when displaying information in a pop-up window. Pop-ups are a mistake in their own right. If you must use them, don't force users to read in a tiny peephole. At an absolute minimum, let users resize any new windows.


10. Inadequate Photo Enlargement

According to the vote count, #10 should really be about pop-ups, but I've written a lot about them already (most recently when they were rated the #1 most hated advertising technique). Instead, I want to feature here a problem that got a bit fewer votes, but illustrates a deeper point.

One of the long-standing guidelines for e-commerce usability is to offer users the ability to enlarge product photos for a close-up view. Seeing a tiny detail or assessing a texture can give shoppers the confidence they need to place an order online.

It's gratifying that most sites obey this guideline and offer zoom features, often denoted by a magnifying glass icon. But many sites implement the feature wrong.

The worst mistake is when a user clicks the "enlarge photo" button and the site simply displays the same photo. It's always a mistake to offer no-ops that do nothing when clicked. Such do-nothing links and buttons add clutter, waste time, and increase user confusion: What happened? Did I do something wrong? (An even more common no-op mistake is to have a link on the homepage that links to the homepage itself. This was #10 on the list of most violated homepage guidelines.)

Another mistake here that's almost as bad is when sites let users enlarge photos, but only by a fraction. When users ask for a big photo, show them a big photo. It's often best to offer an enlargement that fills up the most common screen size used by your customers (1024x768 for B2C sites, at the time of this writing). Other times, this is insufficient, and it's better to offer a range of close-ups to give users the details they need without requiring them to scroll a too-large photo.

Yes, initial pages should use small photos to avoid looking fluffy. Yes, you want to be aware of download times and watch your pageweight budget. Even in this broadband age, slow response times were #15 on the full list of design mistakes. But, when users explicitly ask for larger pictures, they're willing to wait for them to download -- unless that wait produces a mid-sized photo that lacks the details they need to make a purchasing decision.


Back to Basics in Web Design

This year's list of top problems clearly proves the need to get back to Web design basics. There's much talk about new fancy "Web 2.0" features on the Internet industry's mailing lists and websites, as well as at conferences. But users don't care about technology and don't especially want new features. They just want quality improvements in the basics:

* text they can read;

* content that answers their questions;

* navigation and search that help them find what they want;

* short and simple forms (streamlined registration, checkout, and other workflow);

and

* no bugs, typos, or corrupted data; no linkrot; no outdated content.

Anytime you feel tempted to add a new feature or advanced technology to your site, first consider whether you would get a higher ROI by spending the resources on polishing the quality of what you already have.

Most companies, e-commerce sites, government agencies, and non-profit organizations would contribute more to their website's business goals with better headlines than with any new technology (aside from a better search engine, of course).


[END QUOTE]





Now...from my post


Web Usability Errors 2005


Here are some of the more prominent and frequently encountered Web Usability Errors so far this year.


(1.) No immediate, clear presentation of site owner's identity and purpose of site.

(2.) Dysfunctional site search.

(3.) Database errors disallowing interactive functions and forms processing.

(4.) No upfront Contact, Bio, Profile, About, History, Background, or Credentials.

(5.) Failure to display a user orientation device to provide guidance through site, based on individual priorities.

(6.) No new visitor welcome.

(7.) No sense of a close, friendly human personality behind the site.

(8.) Using a multi-category discussion forum instead of a post topic comment thread.





[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:^)

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Rimbaud and Blogs

What would Rimbaud blog?



I think it would be great to stumble upon a blog that contained such poems as "Drunken Boat", "Illuminations", "Is she Alma?", "A Heart Under a Cassock", and "A Season in Hell".




What would you blog if you were to creatively express the dominant idea that is driving your life?

from...

Rimbaud as Capitalist Adventurer
by Kenneth Rexroth (1957)

Bureau of Public Secrets
http://www.bopsecrets.org/
rexroth/essays/rimbaud.htm


[QUOTE]


Most people think of Rimbaud as the very archetype of youth in revolt, as well as the founder of modernist poetry, and one of the greatest secular, that is non-religious, or in his case anti-religious, mystics.



[VASPERS: Rimbaud was raised a Catholic. He is considered a poet of angelism, like Rilke. I would not call him secular or anti-religious. Metaphysical themes run through his work.]

A kind of Rimbaudian orthodoxy has grown up which meets with very little protest. A few European critics have spoken in demurrer, but most interested Americans have never heard of them.

[VASPERS: Have never heard of...what? The European critics who slam the Rimbaudian orthodoxy? What is this alleged orthodoxy, what are its doctrines? Rimbaud was a Poet Visionary. What more do we need to compare him to Blake, Whitman, Blanchot, Jeremiah, Mallarme?]



I think myself that the whole Rimbaudian gospel is open to question.

[VASPERS: So? Everything is open to question, whether it likes it or not. What exactly is your question?]

The very title of his prose poems raises this question.




[snip]

Does it mean “illuminations,” as in medieval manuscripts? The French verb is enluminurer. “Illuminations” is usually considered an English import into French.



Does it mean mystical insights? Does it mean bits of illumination in the French sense — enlightenment? (This again in the ironic French sense; an illumin� is very close to being a sophisticate or, feminine, a bluestocking.)

Nobody ever suggests that the first meaning to occur to an unruly adolescent boy might be “fireworks.” I vote for fireworks.

The neuroses the treatment of which now consumes so much of the budget of the more fashionable members of the American upper middle class are actually, by and large, palpitations of behavior due to unsatisfied bourgeois appetites and lack of life aim.

In the young, especially in the young poor, the syndrome is called delinquency. Its ravages are often attributed to television. Television has a lot to do with it all right, but not the horror serials, the Westerns, and crime shockers.




The real source of corruption is the commercial.

[VASPERS: But the commercial is embedded within the sitcom, the news, the weather report, and various films. This was written before the age of video game mind rot and attention deficit euphoria.]

It is possible to mistake a demoralized craving for Cadillacs for “revolt.”

Revolutionaries hitherto have not expressed themselves by snitching the gaudier appurtenances of conspicuous expenditure. Genuine revolt goes with an all-too-definite life aim —- hardly with the lack of it.



Whether or not there is anything genuine about the vision, whether the visionary really sees anything, is open to dispute, but there is a wide consensus as to what the genuine experience is like, and how the genuine visionary behaves.

[snip]

This leaves us with Rimbaud as a sort of magician of the sensibility —- of that specifically modern sensibility invented by Blake and Hoelderlin and Baudelaire —- and an innovator in syntax, the first thoroughly radical revealer of the poetic metalogic, which is the universal characteristic of twentieth-century verse.

[VASPERS: This is professor-speak, it tells me nothing. Rimbaud invented colors for vowels.]

I think this is enough.

[VASPERS: We are so glad you bestow your approval on a poet who is millions of times more popular than yourself.]

I don’t think anybody has ever demonstrated convincingly that behind the syntactic surface lay the profound content of a sort of combination Bakunin and St. John of the Cross.

[VASPERS: You "don't think anybody has ever demonstrated..." So you seek demonstrations? Why not trust personal experience, an event of your own, a struggle with the bizarre dreamscapes of Rimbaud's "Illuminations", with a hare saying its prayer, through the spider web, to the sun. You have not received his illumination, so you feel that no one else possibly could either. You are wrong.]



The content is the season in hell, the dark night of the soul, the struggle with God and the State, of all adolescence.




[VASPERS: So now you are limiting struggle, rebellion, anguished idealism to youth? You see such pursuits, literary experimentation, social revolt, reform activity, as an immature striving, an amusing chase after hopeless dreams, that only children could enjoy? Why this "...of all adolescence", rather than "...of all humanity"?]

This, of course, has its own common profundity.

[VASPERS: You grudgingly admit Rimbaud's youthful rebellious poetry has "profundity", but you demote its sublime values by adding "common", to make "common profundity", an oxymoron, a contradiction in terms. Profound is usually thought of as also being rare, uncommon, extraordinary.]



I do not doubt but what the first flares to burn in the gonads of puberty do light up the ultimate questions of the fate and meaning of man, but that is not what the Rimbaudians mean.

The excitement and fury is not metaphysical, it is youthful.

[snip]

He applied to literature, and to litterateurs, the minute he laid eyes on them, the devastating methods of total exploitation described so graphically in the Communist Manifesto.



Some of them were not very applicable. He “ran” the vowels like he later ran guns to the Abyssinians, with dubious results. Usually, however, he was very successful — in the same way his contemporaries Jim Fiske and P.T. Barnum were successful.

He did things to literature that had never been done to it before, and they were things which literature badly needed done to it...just like the world needed the railroads the Robber Barons did manage to provide.

Not for nothing is Bateau Ivre a schoolboy’s dream of Cowboys and Indians — that’s where Rimbaud belonged, on the frontier — with Cecil Rhodes.

And that is where, back in his home town, he was immortalized.



The old monument to Rimbaud in Charleville ignores his poetry and memorializes him as the local boy who made good as a merchant and hero of French imperialism in the Africa where the aesthetes who were never good at business think he went to die unknown, holding the Ultimate Mystery at bay.

KENNETH REXROTH
1957

[END QUOTE]




This essay originally appeared in The Nation (12 October 1957). It was reprinted in Bird in the Bush: Obvious Essays (New Directions, 1959), and in World Outside the Window: Selected Essays of Kenneth Rexroth (New Directions, 1987). Copyright 1959.


[VASPERS: I took the Kenneth Rexroth essay, treated it like it was a blog post, attached a running commentary to it, and now open the topic to reader comments.



"What would Rimbaud blog?", with the Picasso sketch of Rimbaud, should be mandatory tee shirts for high school teachers.]





[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*|

Web-based office of the future





Web-based Office of The Future





In pursuit of the zero-footprint Office by ZDNet's Dan Farber --






[QUOTE]

It seems that a tipping point, or at least an new level of awareness, has been reached about the next Web frontier–a new generation of desktop productivity applications (think Microsoft Office without all the bits on your machine) with rich, interactive client interfaces and low-cost administration.

They are built using technologies like AJAX, Flash and Java, with all the logic on the server and using XML and Web service bindings.

Some of the features in browser-based apps–Web mail, wikis, blogging tools, hosted CRM–and Web apps like Google Earth, are good examples of the trend.



But now dozens of startups are delivering on the Web the core functionality and rich client interfaces of the Office staples–word processing, spreadsheets, presentation, info management, messaging, calendaring and all kinds of mash-ups.

Richard MacManus' post, "The Web-based Office will have its day," makes the case for a Web Office someday, and lists a bunch of Internet apps, such as Writely (the Web word processor), Zimbra (e-mail/calendaring, which I wrote about here), BaseCamp (project management) and gOffice, which is developing an Office suite and chose a name that gives it some association with Google (I guess they want to make it convenient if Google were to buy the company).

In addition, there are toolkits that are making it easier to develop the rich Web apps. Zimbra has an open source AJAX Toolkit (AjaxTK) and Bindows and Morfik look like serious development tools.



The question I have is how will Microsoft respond, given how the apps will tread on the high-profit Office territory.

Most corporate users aren't going to throw Office overboard any time soon, however. StarOffice 8 (eWeek review here) is more of a threat today than the coming barrage of AJAXed apps.

In addition, using AJAX or other Web technologies to duplicate the more sophisticated functionality of Office, OpenOffice, and StarOffice 8, in a browser environment, could be tricky, given performance requirements and the current lack of stable, mature development environments today.

Microsoft has combined MSN and the Windows Client, Server and Tools groups into a single division, so at least the company seems to acknowledge that the Web (MSN) and applications have to converge more over time.

Mary Jo Foley of Microsoft Watch reports that Microsoft is prepping a hosted small business collaboration bundle that includes e-mail, instant messaging, VoIP, and data-conferencing.



On another front, many users and developers don't see the point of waiting years between upgrades versus the incremental development (a perpetual hovering between beta and non-beta) that the current wave of Web apps from Google, Yahoo and the coming hordes employ.

As Google's Adam Bosworth says, the more effective software design model is "intelligence reaction," not "intelligent design."

At some point, with broadband and always on connectivity, the need for large client application footprints and replication will go away.

Call it the age of cloud computing, Web 3.0, service infrastructure, or whatever, but it's changing the way software is built and delivered, and user expectations.

And it's fundamentally disruptive to those with traditional packaged software franchises and multi-year upgrade cycles.

[END QUOTE]






Of all the business functions that are part of your job, which ones could be improved by being web-enabled?

Intranet Blogs hold great advantages to business.

A Project Collaboration Intranet Blog is ideal for situations where employees must have fast, easy access to current status, workload, progress, problems, contact information, and other aspects of a team effort.



Emails get mis-filed and may cover more than one topic.

Blog posts, categorized and archived in appropriate and relevant manner, make it easy to document procedures, and enable others to attach comments, clarifications, and suggestions to the postings.

Much time and effort can be saved by implementing a Project Collablog.

Think about it.


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:*|

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Blog Protection Tips






Blog Protection Tips


1. Email Comment Notification

Configure your settings to enable Email Notification of all comments.

BENEFIT: You can see, within your email inbox, any comment spam or abusive comments that might be polluting your blog, and you can then quickly delete it.



2. Character Verification (or Math Calculation)

Comment poster must type into text entry box a series of letters and/or numbers (or the solution to a math problem) displayed against a visually noisy, distorting background.

BENEFIT: Spambots cannot identify the characters displayed, and are prevented from posting the spam comment.


3. Blog Template Saving

Copy and paste the code for the blog's main template into a text editor, such as NotePad, WordPad, StarOffice, MS Word.

BENEFIT: If the template is accidentally deleted or maliciously erased, it can be replaced.

...

blogging for fun?

Pull Paul out of internet hell


My blogocombat buddy, Paul Woodhouse, is experiencing some strange problems with his Tinbasher blog and the blog host.

I will quote most of his post on the topic, below.

"Help, I'm in internet hell."

http://www.butlersheetmetal.com/tinbasherblog/
index.php/archives/2005/09/30/help-im-in-internet-hell


[QUOTE]

... I’m having some seriously bizarre problems with my host.

This is turning into ten hours of internet hell as they keep suspending me for:

Your account was suspended due to] high httpd useage on www.butlersheetmetal.com /tinbasherblog/wp-admin/

Don’t ask me what that means as I don’t have a clue and they haven’t been too forthcoming with any explanations so far.

I went a bit beserk with the last email which started:

It’s always good to keep up with the latest versions. Wordpress isn’t the most server friendly blog software available. However, we cannot force you to remove it.
In the meantime we look like some buffoons who haven’t paid their bill.

I’m obviously going to have to upgrade over the weekend or something, but if you see the site suspended you now know as little as I do.


[END QUOTE]


If you can help pull Paul out of internet hell, please do. I hate smelling the stench of his burning flesh. Even worse than that UK cologne he wears. Thanks.


[signed] Steven Streight aka Vaspers the Grate

:^(